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"Life's a beautiful mess." because it seemed fitting. "Ahh the joy to be alive!", he thought as he left the store once more. -
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of course... the implant. After all the government had paid for it! He would have to crack open his skull and remove the chip from his brain. He flicked open his Victorinox knife
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And when I say beastial, I mean hairy filthy toes, claws and all that jazz. Man it wasn't pretty. But the zoo took an interest and in the end she became an endangered species.
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he called up one of his friends, an agent working for Scotland Yard. He explained the situation and two hours later, they had a new lead. They set course to Venice, where
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I'll never forget the moment she looked at me and said: "No, you filthy good for nothing. You get your ugly ass up and pay me dinner or I'll let the hounds loose on you." So I did.
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His old friend DEATH, who confirmed the aura was the colour of blurple, not dangerous at all. DEATH itself had the Darkest Aura, so he should know. He hung up, reassured.
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rust, polyester and more absinthe. Shake until ice cold and serve up in a chilled martini glass. The man in grey and black wasn't impressed. "Wait .. " the Chinese man said, "I can
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. Deliver lunch on to me, as you deliver lunch onto others. And keep us from being hungry at all times, amen." He then went to contemplate what to have for pudding.
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the creature knew more about the world than she ever would. She felt the pressure at her temples as the little animal started to probe her mind. She had to resist or she would
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And help she did. Liz oiled them and polished them all night long, until they all shone as brightly as sunrise.
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Or was it the other way around? Patty did often got confused about that.
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"My dad used to soak my pacifier in rum all the time, when I wouldn't stop crying.", said Astrid. As I marvelled at this insight in Astrid's childhood, I regarded the mixed drink
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That's the when I noticed the draft version of Game of Thrones Season 13 on my mother's desk. I could almost see the spoilers jumping out from the pages. With trembling fingers, I
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becoming totally useless, but beautiful. "Not quite unlike this folding story.", winked the labradoodle.
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I decided I was getting nowhere like this. So I started making plans for a bank heist. I just wanted to be taken seriously. I hired a gang of semi-professionals. When I say
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onnoisseur. In fact his dad was so skilled in the tasting of food, he frequently received requests of the Queen of England to be her royal custard taster. Her Majesty ofcourse
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towards our destination ! Sir Reggie and his little assortment of assistants set out for a long journey, across wide open fields, lush forests with small streams that twinkled in
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It was a joke, but nurse Betty'd never been good with the fine art of operation room humor. She started shrieking and stabbed Dr. Pierce with the nearest scalpel, much to his
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funny little parrot wearing a sombrero appeared. "What can I help you with, siiiiiiiir?" the parrot said, only in Spanish. He didn't know what to say, mostly because he didn't
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been first over the breach at Alpha Centauri, slaying Space Orcs left and right? Before he was Cpt. Daniels, he'd been a war hero, a veteran. Now crashed on Neptune with this crew