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As she died in my arms, salvation came. The war was over. We were released from our cell and I carried her body - still flush with past life - into sunshine, for the first time in -
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what he though I should call my meaty invention. Since we had last talked, he had taken to the streets. He talked to God and preached gospel on street corners. He said only two wor
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m of the sea. Unfortunately, I too was at the bottom of the sea, and my time machine wasn't really watertight. Salt water trickled in, shorting the control panel. A prehistoric
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I peered down at my hands, surprised at their capability for destruction. "I was supposed to be a superhero..." I muttered to myself in the frozen tundra I had created, "But now...
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Zand had left, suddenly, at the end of the war, and had told himself repeatedly that he couldn't help them now. But as he soared over the city on his dragon, the city lay under
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At that, my friends, is the story of why your aunt Marsha and Uncle Freddy ALWAYS ruin thanksgiving.
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"Of course there is," I replied, "Haven't you seen the big finish yet?" The vampires joined hands around the fountain and chanted "buddha-turtle buddha-turtle buddha-turtle
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quit reading crappy-ass young adult fiction. We're adults here, Greg. Educated, liberal, adults. Shouldn't you know better? We don't actually enjoy tofu-lemon grass shakes! We just
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It was interesting at first, of course. But once you went through all of the effort to build a skyscraper, who do you think is going to pull that one questionable block? The toddle
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those super sweet chauffeurs at the airport, with the cute little signs! And instead of names, there'd be adorable porcupine pictures. Just waiting at the time-airport to pick up
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gly Amber up from school to ask what she though. She didn't collapse under peer pressure. No-one could tell her to ditch the overalls, no matter what! "Jenny wants to straighten my
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"We will no longer suppress the amphians!" Chanted the masseurs. "Equality for all!" One frog told a touching story about how a trip to the spa had saved him from near
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He lifted a lifted a fake-cheese coated owl thigh and took a delicious bite. "Honey, I made dinner!" He shouted. Protein was in short supply since the snack food companies had
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overrated. Really? Ecstasy? More like laaame. Who wants to sit around in some dumb trunk, anyway? I think I'm locked in here. Weren't they supposed to let me out like, 10 minutes
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how this party had ended up, really. Who didn't want to send sharks to the shredder? And as the seconds clicked down to midnight, everyone knew why they were really here
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"grrrr...." he murmered...."brains....." What? I hadn't even been able to teach him to speak when he was alive, and now this? Soon, Fido's grumblings turned to roars and his
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beyond anyone's comprehension, in this company. Scientists had only recently discovered the secret of two languages, but three? The tiramisu was served as the waiters hit the highe
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d for including bee-pheromone products that caused the bees to grow vicious and swarm unsuspecting keepers. This wasn't just a dispute, now... this was a war between the honey and
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were picked clean to the bones from the cat's sharp teeth. Conning people with this ghost was the best move the cat had made since switching to wet food. Something about the
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matic cappuccino maker whirred and gave him a frothy white drink. "Now this is the good life, isn't it, scarecrow?" He asked. "I wish we would have figured out the witch's bounty