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  It was then that the food inspector came to ruin everybody's fun by confiscating all of the candy.

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  "No more Encyclopedia Brown?" She gasped. "But Mom, I need to read my daily murder mystery! How else am I going to keep my mind sharp!"

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  my application to be finished. Clearly, this douchebag was trying to stall me.

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  "Adam and Eve, to detention with you! We have laws about indecent exposure!" yelled the principal, who conveniently happened to be inside the lunch room.

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  a beautiful morning, oh what a beautiful day, I've got a wonderful feeling, everything's going my way," I sang.

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  ing nowhere. That's right. You ain't going nowhere, son.." "But I was about to finish defeating Bowser in this final level of Super Mario Bros.!" I pouted.

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  2014-10-17 00:52:02

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  And opposing the Lightsocket Mafia was the Fluorescent Triad.

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  2014-10-17 00:50:47

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  "Yes sir. The entire unit was wiped out. Those two are still alive. The vector? Yes sir, FoxDie should become activated soon... Right on schedule."

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  It was then that the planned robbery of the Dalai Lama's XBOX took an unexpected turn. The "greatest thief in China" was quietly assassinated and replaced by George Clooney.

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  2014-10-17 00:46:48

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  look at the abyss, the abyss looks back at you.

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  done? WHAT HAD HE DONE? Looking closer, I ripped off Brian's face, which was actually a mask. Behind it was a murderous salt shaker cyborg. "Exterminate, EXTERMINATE!" it screamed.

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  2014-10-17 00:41:41

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  "And don't forget to wash behind your ears," cheerily said my mom, who was hiding an axe behind herself. "You know what happens when you don't do what mommy says. Are we clear?"

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  passed by me. Hours became days. Days became weeks in this hellhole of a prison. "No TV and no Beer make Homer go crazy," I muttered, "NO TV AND NO BEER MAKE HOMER GO CRAZY!!!"

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  the UFO that was flying above our dining room. "Uh, isn't anyone surprised by the flying saucer ominously looming over us?" "Shut up and eat your stroganoff, darling."

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  that I could dispose of the corpse that I was lugging around. Paul was my accomplice in the crime, so he had no choice but to help me out in the endeavor.

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  It was then that the narrative of the story was halted. "CUT!!!" yelled the director, "WHO THE HELL WROTE THIS SCRIPT?"

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  "But to build this empire, alliances would be needed. Enemies will fall; friends will die," I reflected, "and the first step to building this empire is poisoning Jimmy's sausage.

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  "It was a dark and stormy night," said the Cliché-voiced Narrator.

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  . And as a reminder about company policy, this message will explode in ten seconds after its last sentence is read.

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  , this hunter who pursued you, is now the HUNTED. Turns out you had mysterious box labeled "Deus ex Machina," and you proceeded to open its contents.

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