Finished Folds (81—100)
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4It was then that my narration was interrupted by my friend, who muttered, "Math, eh? Maybe you can help me with my tax returns?"
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4of his murder victim finished, and now that mistake was coming back to bite him. Turns out that victim was actually a necromancer, who had become a lich for one purpose: revenge.
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1could. But before I could finish my rant, Aunt Mildred distracted me with a little gift. "Would you like some pumpkin pie? I made it myself," she said sweetly.
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6"THIS IS YOUR CHEST HAIR SPEAKING. I AM NOW ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
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5as I jumped into the abyss to find a way to grant my wife the power of immortality. Surely, immortality would be the first step to becoming Empress, right?
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4It was then that our surgeon exclaimed, "Oh crap, he's being possessed by Bin Laden's ghost! Someone call the Exorcist!"
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5"Total protonic reversal," I recalled. "but how? I didn't even cross the streams!"
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1we found evidence that would send her to jail for life. However, finding the evidence only solved one problem. Getting out of the garden alive was another problem.
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5a gift horse in the mouth." It was then that the narrator realized that he was running out of horse-related puns for this story.
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3the blood of so many innocent cute creatures. Wiping off the most recent stain, she thought, "Oh god, I can't believe I agreed to this."
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4"This isn't science," lamented an observing scientist, "This is torture! Didn't you say we were keeping them alive and well taken care of for future experiments! You promised me!"
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7into the Abyss, and the Abyss stared right back at him. It was then that I the narrator realized that this story had lost all coherency and needed clear revision before submission.
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2-distance. Zooming in, he choked after careful examination. Through his perspective, he saw a T-Rex, the Terminator, and an Alien together. Clearly, they wanted him dead!
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5“Talkin’ out of turn? That’s a paddlin’. Lookin’ out the window? That’s a paddlin’. Starin’ at my teacher's sandals? That’s a paddlin’."
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2from Pokemon! No one's seen her in a while, but she'll make a fine character to gain reviews for my story! Of course, once I saw the proliferation of May fanfiction stories,
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12into a deep stupor, experiencing dreams of taking over the world in the form of Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars. "POWER!!!!," he screamed, "UNLIMITED..... POWER!!!!"
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3, gasping, "Oh my gosh! your arm!" In acknowledgement, the vice admiral said "He's been bitten. Looks like we'll have to shoot him in the head before he turns into a walker."
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5"Look, I'm sorry! Just fix me and we can get back to our regular lives! We can-" But before I could finish, I collapsed. "You brought this on yourself," said the witch, "Goodbye."
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3Azeroth, or more accurately termed, "The Dark Portal." I gulped with excitement. Having played the entire franchise of games, I knew what adventures awaited me if I jumped through.
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7Clearly, I'm not good at defusing bombs for a living. Thankfully, I also happen to be immune to explosions, due to my plot armor and significance as the main character. :D