Finished Folds (101—113)
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1of cocaine will do plenty to induce hallucinations about genies and magic lamps. Clearly, that scientist was in need of rehabilitation. That, or a good slap to the face.
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4he proposed for our date. I thought to myself, "Is he usually this hyperactive?"
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2we then remembered that we had parachutes attached to our jackets; thus, we took action and landed to safety.
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8"I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll smash it with a hammer!"
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2and water wouldn't suffice. "GIVE ME SUGAR, DANG IT!" cried the young woman, "Anything, even a small M&M would be better than the crappy bread you feed me every day!"
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2"Power-mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen - they're still in the nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt."
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5But first, I reminded myself, I needed to dispose of the evidence. What did I leave behind? Fingerprints? DNA? Blood? I'm sure I wiped that off, but... Oh crap, Luminol!
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3then pulled out his sunglasses, muttering "Hasta la vista, baby." In response, Arnold Schwarzenegger yelled out, "Hey, that's my line, you jerk!"
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6With no other options left, our little pigs pressed the "Deus ex Machina" button, magically going back in time to stop their hated enemy from turning their friends into spam loaf.
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5Unfortunately, the Reapers had plans for the universe as well. They had to eat dark matter in order to survive. With the supply of dark matter dropping, humans were another choice.
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5Then again, Erica suddenly remembered that she had an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting each weekend. "I musn't succumb my to my temptations," thought Erica, "Couldn't someone else-"
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3"More words," I repeated to myself. "Hmmm...." What further words could my demonic diary spawn? "7 days?" "Let's play a game; live or die, make your choice?" "Here's... JOHNNY!!!!"
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10But, there was one single problem. Which object could be pushed without drawing the ire of the landlord? The cat examined her surroundings, desperate for an object to push.