I'm new to this site and would like someone

I'm new to this site and would like someone to give me some info x: So no, this is not an actual story start. Thing. Help x:

I clicked Help x: You have requested help on how to add to an existing story. On the main foldingstory page click on ADD. A list of open folds will appear. By clicking randomly on

any FoldingStory™ letter, a secret FS level will open. Type ∞ in your fold at exactly 3:33 on the clock. You’ll be invisible to but will be able to see all current FS users

The company ultimately went bankrupt because of all the lawsuits. The main reason because the messages self destructed upon the first complete reading with no allowance for slower

readers. A group of dyslexic readers filed a class action against the company for their discriminatory communication methods. They threw money at an elite attorney, but for naught.

The elite attorney took their money and laughed himself all the way to Aruba. It was February and the beach was beautiful. A beautiful dyslexic woman sidled up to him and smiled.

She meant to frown, but she was dyslexic. "I seat you think my took," she said. The elite lawyer looked at her as he chewed, then laughed scornfully; "I shall call you Aruba Yoda!"

Dyslexic or not her swordsmanship was intact. She whipped out a kitana from who knows where and beheaded the elite lawyer. "I think not," she said, "Aruba Yoda was my dad." She sat

wallowing lifelessly in the elite lawyer’s blood for what seemed like hours but was only 7 seconds; unable to reiterate why she believed Aruba Yoda was her dad, she grinned wildly.