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You may be thinking "like, um EWW! Macaroni on PIZZA???????" But trust me. -
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She absolutely believed in the saying "Kill 'em with kindness", but she never thought it would go this far.
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3rd grade was a very strange year for my town. It seemed like everyone was expected to scare the living daylights outta me. Joseph did this the most.
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maid or anything, I just think that someone your age outta know how to take care of your socks.
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Now, this blind old bat had a remarkable resemblance to my old aunt Sarifina.
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supposed to conceal me from the other people at the theater, and I really hoped it would work.
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until they got a discount on their dentures. However, absolutely delicious food! 10 out of 10. Would have again.
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get it over with. After I was done, I could cuddle with my cat, Jiggle.
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That's all. I could go back to my family in peace. "Yes" I said. All I could think of was my wife. Unfortunately, I didn't notice a very gay frog climbing up my leg. It bit me.
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stand these rules?" The crazy chef asked me. "Oh, I almost forgot, there's a fourth rule" He sprinted out of the room. The octopus crawled out of its cage. The loudspeaker came on
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of the biscuits I could ever enjoy. Not to mention the appreciation of my fat turtle, Pickle.
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right in my chest. I felt the pain going through my whole body and fell down in pain. After a couple of minutes, I realized that he had only shot me with a glitter bomb; my worst
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You see, I have been afraid of almost everything my entire life. Experiencing new things, dogs, pickles, the color purple, and anything else that has the word "doodle" in it,