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of the parking lot. I didn't notice the truck coming fast toward us. I didn't have time to react when something squishy saved me from death. My date had sacrificed herself for me. -
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e him. Maybe he would make the front page. "Local Hero: saves man from drowning". He imagined the photographers.. Well he had to save the suicide guy first. Damn. The water was
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In it's desperation, the fish had jumped out of the bowl and right into my face. "SPLAT!" I believed my nose didn't feel like that before. The golden goldfish was now near the door
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aboard the space station. He would sit by his window and look at the tiny blue dot that was earth as the puny humans fought each other and he gained more and more power. His army
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before she could use her most dangerous weapon I swiftly caught her tongue between my fingers and proceeded to tie it around my hips like a belt. The Lizard Woman
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friends with benefits. He didn't mention her large volume and she didn't mention his continuos farting. But there came a moment when it became a matter of self-estheme and after
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bright yellow uniforms after all the other dyes had ran out. You can guess how they dyes their uniforms yellow, but I highly recommend you don't try. The We-Wee police was not
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at a traditional Polish restaurant. That was when, after having known him for less than a day, she decided he was the man she wanted to travel the world with. But he didn't want to
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his tail. Oh, how he loved his tail. The longer the tail, the better the rat. His tail was extremely long, like a Rat King tail's should be. He couldn't help it if the rat-babes
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" The flight attendant was tired. She had spent the entire day walking on her new bright pink stilettos, which she had painted blue so they would fit in with her uniform. Her scalp
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Mirna was convinced the rat was her father. He had her exact eye color. Even his foot twitched, like hers when she was nervous! She picked him up by his long tail and hid him in
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over every single house that had participated in his torture. Every single Ke$ha-lover would be put to the death immediately in the hands of the Mayan King's pet dolphin, a savage
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that gigantic dog-sign?" I nodded. It was an awful sign. "When you get there you'll know what to do" And with those parting words, she left me with the keys to the classic car
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wave of bile to rise up my throat. I quickly jumped out the window and hurried to the nearest video store. I had to find something, anything, to rid me of the Twilight aftertaste
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inside. I always jump a lot when wearing my kangaroo costume. I really don't know why. Meh, the mysteries of life. It all started when I got lost as a child in the meadows of Afric
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He had a problem, though. He liked question marks so much every time he asked himself a question, he was afraid of answering, in case his favorite mark disappeared!
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that had been following me all day gives me an offer I can´t resist. The walnut didn't realize at the time I had experience in this matters, and knew how to get the best share of
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ts, who take turns between watching the worms and watching DOOM, trying to unlock the secret to conquer the universe. I know this because my twin brother prepared
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throwing his life away on the Rodeo jus' like that, but he never was any good for team chemistry, and just like he didn't listen to them bulls, he didn't listen to us.
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, until he met a journal he affectionately called "Sasha". He could say everything he wanted to her, and not be afraid of the consequences. However, he still couldn't speak out lou