Finished Folds (81—100)
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3old monk named Jeb. She realized that this smelly-robed man may be her only ticket out of this black and white and starch purgatory. One evening, she whispered into Jeb's ear,
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6The sap had a strong hallucinogenic effect, such that every man, woman and child in a woodtricity-powered armor suit imagined themselves in a society of Ents.
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2Getting... so difficult... to narrate... time slowing... light fading... references, becoming less relevant... somebody... help... this... story.........
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4bound themselves further in their petty obligations and assigned gender roles, and fought back by trying to have me thrown into one of their Institutions. I fought back with
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4survived." The Chief of Roach Police bowed his head and stepped down from the podium. The audience's shouts of anguish
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1The dog just sat. "Fetch!" the boy insisted. The dog leaped forward and mauled the boy, shouting "I APOLOGIZE I THOUGHT I HAD HEARD 'SIC ME' SO THAT IS WHAT I AM DOING." The boy
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2I went to take a victory-sip of my Pike Place Roast, but--alas--I had drank the entirety of our JavaLax invention, and spend the rest of my few remaining days on the toilet.
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0Try to take over the world! The worms started to crawl towards the Mushroom Kingdom, but Mario, pursuing a mutually exclusive task, jumped on their heads on his way by. Each had to
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5wiggly muddy magic. Wallace squirmed through the soil to the surface for the first time in centuries, and taking in the beauty of a bird-free world, willed into existence a new
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4strange extension on her left side. She followed it down to the end, and had the oddest sensation that she was groping her own left hand. She raised her left arm, she was. What is
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6punched them in the throats. "Nobody giggles at my diggles," I said, a phrase I had come up with earlier that week in the bathroom mirror. Self-confidence maintained for now, I
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1of him. Witnessing this, Jonah decided to rethink his Homeless Handicrafts charity. He let Cedric keep the glitter glue, but felt obligated to confiscate the safety scissors and
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0Jewess. Natalie the Nazi cafeteria lady piled extra meat on Sven the Swedish exchange student's plate and complimented his hair and eye color. Mike Goldstein was next in line.
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0he should always bring a roll of toilet paper and a change of pants when he goes out drinking. The next night,
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4"Nah. Do you have any regrets?" The HR guy hesitated, and I threw the table that was between us and kicked him square in the chest, sending him backwards through the sixth floor
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1sliced hotdogs with macaroni and cheese, with boiled, mushy broccoli, the way my mother would always make it. I started to tell Phuck about what a bad cook my mother used to be,
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4fired, then metaphysically wrangled me into the trap. Later in the Ecto Containment Unit, I met a lot of souls I hadn't seen in a while.
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5the HR guy's unconscious head, which read simply, "Sorry, don't fire me? <3 Julia" Meredith was the first to realize that he was dying.
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6in the back porch light, blissfully subjugated. She thought about the wonderful future in store for her as she crawled into a neighbor's empty dog house, and slept.
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3as mad as regular sized people, but who could take them seriously? They started to throw sugar-glass frag grenades, so the lion shredded them like a pit bull in a preschool.