Finished Folds (101—120)
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3Merry Chris's next target was Talk Like A Pirate day.
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4keep no-ded ppl out of hosapetal bcuz the can be all ive at homme!" There was something funny about his excuse, but I let him return to his ambulance and went back to my reading.
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2ate all the carrot-on-a-stick in the rectory cafeteria. Sick to death of Chris's antics and his innocent weird-goat-eyes stare, Father Fulton began to formulate a plan. He would
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5replied, "Yeah brother, this sucks. Man, let's go watch Sisyphus do his thing." Duran and Duran sat in the dead grass at the bottom of the hill watching the eternal struggle, but
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4servile passivity. After installing a new braincap, he decided to run some tests. "You will do whatever I want, yes?" I asked her, "Will you agree to make a music video
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5These people would never understand that the Renaissance would never have happened without the Plague. I rolled my eyes as they wheeled me into the sanitarium for
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3but he moved to delete that account as well. As his cursor moved over the link, he felt a shadow fall over him. Looking up, a giant, fiery white, pixelly arrow hovered above
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5and locked the door. "Well goddamn, that solves that problem," Kevin blasphemed. At that moment, the room shook and the ceiling began to fall. The very balls of God
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5casted my brother Dennis who just got out of rehab and needed the gig. He would play both title characters in Ultracop vs. Timethief, two brothers torn apart by time and law.
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2pulled her top back on and began to weep while we dug into some refreshing fruit salad and assorted nuts. We offered her some fruit as consolation, but
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1and we all told him, "Shut up, dude." Todd is a really self-conscious guy and sometimes he thinks he has something to prove. We hate to hurt his feelings, but his insecurities can
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3was really terrible. The next morning, Big Dogg Tonebone was doing the eenie-meenie-miney-moe to decide which of us would be his bitch.
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1ear gauges that professional tumblers would dive through. Vaudeville was making a comeback in this part of town. Pieter the strongman played a large leaden accordion as
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4their face-shields at the advisement of famous designers. Artists would create face-shields to express a berth of emotions and to match any style. Face-related injuries would drop
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4There under the broken shadow of the naked, frozen tree, I sold my soul to the devil. In exchange, he offered me the power to charm my way out of any situation. Before Satan left,
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2was torn apart like the Bastille in Paris, 1789. The pizza guy behind the door didn't have a chance--the board descended upon him, tore away not only the pizzas, but his uniform,
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4ordered a stout and--not aware of local customs--actually started to DRINK it. The Megabear (what The Guyz call their lead Brethren approached the new guy
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2Forced into the role of an alcoholic viking in order to delay both his headache and shame, the archbishop became known as the Rude Customer in villages that heard tell of his raids
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2made driving an entertaining but jolting experience for both the driver and viewer. In two un-aired episodes, some teamsters decided to embrace their mortality after a smoking DMT
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3cravings for animal flesh. The judge's temperament and beard reminded him of the American bison, mighty and delicious. Beside him, his dumpy lawyer, with his slow eyes and ways,