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  I couldn't disappoint Larry. "Listen, Mr. Bird" I began, "I know how you're feeling, but don't worry... it all ends now." I embraced him, and slowly slid my knife into his belly.

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  2014-03-31 11:44:54

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  Faster and faster, nothing could slow us down. We exploded from the tunnel into the open night sky, stars glimmering above us, the world calmly waiting below. It happened, we flew

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  2014-03-31 11:41:31

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  Aladdin didn't recognize me, but I knew if Snow White saw me I'd blow my cover. I had to infiltrate the Disney Embassy discretely and steal the last bone of St.Walt before they

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  2014-03-30 13:27:55

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  at my destination. It had been far too long since I beheld the gran entrance and extravagant gates of Poogan's Porch. I rubbed my hands together, excited for what was to come.

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  2014-03-30 13:25:08

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  his fork and knife after a hard night of drinks. It was entertaining, watching a grown man trying feed himself with the motor skills of an under developed child. "How is this man

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  2014-03-30 13:22:34

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  I couldn't believe it's simplicity. How'd they manage to get it so small? I kept asking myself over and over again "What if I just take it?" I saw the security guard, he was

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  2014-03-30 13:20:48

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  who recoiled in terror. That was the last straw, I thought to my self as I picked up the shoe. "Not MY dog you racist ass hole!" I screamed while throwing the shoe at his face.

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  2014-03-28 23:18:08

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  Arms flailing wildly, he broke the surface. Desperately gasping for air he reached out hoping to find something, anything, he could float on. That's when he noticed the

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  2014-03-27 10:49:20

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  could wrap her gentle arms around his waist, surely he'd see she was the woman of his dreams. Her love was all he needed, even if she was missing a leg. Together they could

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  2014-03-24 15:13:10

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  her. I couldn't believe she was willing to shatter the Diamond of Osamboca, she needed to understand what a world with no lint people would be like. "you've given me no choice."

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  2014-03-23 22:46:26

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  wasn't having it. He'd waited 6.5 years to finish what they started as kids. "Does this look like a game?" He screamed while flailing his arms wildly. "Does it?!"

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  2014-03-23 22:43:57

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  and couldn't believe he'd somehow made it first! Now he just needed to place all the rubber ducks on the table and

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  2014-03-23 22:40:40