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Blanche considered; eating her own words always made her feel like she was going to vomit, but if doing so gave her a better shot at that humble pie...well maybe this once... -
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"Dude!" Simon snipped, "I'm a bridge, not a landmass!" Garfunkel cocked his head to one side. "Aren't you also a rock, though? That could be considered a landmass."
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That was it, this was absolutely the last time she would humiliate herself by attending another round of speed dating!
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So fuck it! Jumba decided to gorge on crawfish pie, and fee-lay gumbo. He'd eat and eat til they
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umbrage at this Johnny come lately smart assed rabbit; she had been the entertainment on these corners for decades - the nerve
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umbrage at this Johnny come lately smart assed rabbit; she had been the entertainment on these corners for decades - the nerve
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umbrage at this Johnny come lately smart assed rabbit; she had been the entertainment on these corners for decades - the nerve
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so complicated and dictatorish. It won't let you screw around with stuff; how can I perfect my quantum universe simulator with Linux?" I whined.
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no real work experience except tending my papa's still , heck I don't even know how to Facebook or Tinder or Instagram or none of them things. Im still learning how to use my phon.
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the fact that we hadn't bathed in over a month. When they stuck their heads in the 100 degree car, after we'd eaten at an all you can eat beanery in Encinada, they started gagging
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"Or I'll contact every animal activist group on the planet and tell them that I saw you pluck that feather from a sacred bald eagle" Yogi sneered. "That will boil your pasta!"
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his corncob pipe and cackling, "You're really gettin' the hang of it now kid, that hedgerow was really in need of a good trim, course I wouldn't a used a bulldozer myself
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pulled down their shockingly white liederhosen, and mooned us. "How am I supposed to dance after witnessing that?" He whined. "Oh just shut up and start Rhumba-ing ya cry big baby
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you have anything in the Luis the fourteenth style, you know something more...Sun King-ish?
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is to get laid. That means having intercourse -. Hey I might be a virgin, Clancy growled, but I know what getting laid means you stupid sword! Where do you suggest I find a partner
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that the guy really did have a stick up his ass. Isn't that painful? the zoologist asked the guy. The man stood ramrod straight and said Sir, I have no idea what you mean
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"Bring on the Cats, There Ought to be Cats." But it was stolen by some NY Broadway douche who shortened it and the title to "Cats"...arsehole...
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on and demanded that the congregation begin Clobbering the city council forthwith and after that Bob said they were going to Washington to begin Clobbering the Senate, Congress, an
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snickering. He'd always been sort of jealous of the wolves acute hearing, but in this case their hearing wasn't so helpful. One of the wolves below heard him. Come down from there
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he was getting along with the other kids. He told her he wasn't sure how good he was getting along with them but that he was getting a lot of new ideas for stories. How well, she r