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The chocolate lava dripped over my lips and my chin as I guzzled like a hippo at the beautiful chocolate watering hole. There is no space for decorum or dignity here. -
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I didn't always have this desire to rip everything up and throw it at the cat, but certainly these last fews days it's been pretty much my entire raison d'etre. Those bloody cats.
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was the man behind the scheme, with his diabolical ideas and his hatred for talent and beauty.
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manner of walking. His feet were quite wobbly and his legs moved in circular motions rather than forwards and backwards, largely owing to the fact that his spine was so non-existen
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Abraham Lincoln was a particularly dapper chappy who provided much amusement in their stalking adventures. Carol-Ann Duffy, however, was rather less exciting, especially since
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where the grass was knee-deep and the cow turds even deeper,
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I made a bunch of songs which weren't very good. I did enjoy 'Love Story' although it ripped off the story of Romeo and Juliet and made it bad. My biggest success was when I
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a particularly ugly friend named Jake. He had a profoundly unusual manner, and his hair was
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If only they would be friends. However, the evil witch was in the habit killing stoats and eating ferrets. It wasn't the first time that
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It was a sunny day in Alresford City when Joe Griffin decided he would take a long walk in the wood with an axe and a spade
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It's yellow and sloppy, like an old fish, and all it ever wants to do is eat your feet. It was a particularly warm day when Mr McBrie left the fridge door ever-so-slightly ajar
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babyturds for several months before the Teleporta-potty corp CEO was able to identify the problem, and the clean-up pooperation lasted for almost a whole year and
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so when he arrived in England, fresh faced and rosy cheeked, ready for a new adventure, he was immediately met with animosity from those who could see through his shallow disguise.
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Ruusunnuppu is an Indian name inspired by the Sikh god Ruusunn, who was the king of the ancient race. His home was among the trees in the depths of the Indian Jungle.
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The classroom was buzzing with rowdy, sweaty children. I couldn't even hear myself think.
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actually surprisingly calm about the situation. I had been concerned that he might be offended by the inquiry, but he casually explained that
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but this was not going to put me off. I searched through my satchel and found a pocket-watch and a knife. This was all I would need to
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You could hear the blast twenty miles away.