Finished Folds (161—180)
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0the Alamo to simulate Texas's finest moment and afterwards to buy a couple of postcards for Grandma. Jabba, spared by the sacrifice of his underling, looked disdainfully at
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2was weighed down with the reformed and their massive iconography. The talk of jettisoning the encumbered, praying to the heavens that we rapidly approached, lead to instant
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0the only joke even told, Mr. Meep flipped his hair and sucked his thumb. Coping before punishment.
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2That was, until the clay mining operations dried up, and the the feline royalty didn't know where to...go.
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0"And now," the ex-boyfriends announced in unison, "let's discuss what torpedoed our relationship." Suddenly claustrophobic, she rolled up a magazine and swatted at the past.
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1a leaves read, "there will be a happy romance for you shortly," which left out the part about becoming soggy. With pockets full of water and a pile of kickballs, I struck out to
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7angry letters decrying their loose definition of tuna-safe. Oh boy, she muttered. Here comes Congress.
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1"Excuse me, which way to the Tums?" he breathlessly rehearsed outside of the automated doors, for this would become his opening line in every new town.
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3His sweet song filled the OR. Surgeons dropped their tools. Nurses fainted. The equipment beeped and booped in ethereal unison, accompanying the crooner. Here, now, came salvation.
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1His bristly hair matched the color of the beverage pouring from the fountain. "Mmmmm...fuel," the quasi--man muttered, rubbing his massive hands together as I put the top on and
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2Lake Titicaca, which is fairly appropriate if you think about it. From there, I took my "talents" to South Beach and ruined: swim trunks, 600 people's days, and this story.
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5his 1975 Mercury that played la cucaracha for minutes on end. At the drive-through, the burger hooligans reached in and activated its siren song, attracting a dance fiesta that
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7But enough about that. This story has been off track.
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9"Mmmm...let the immigrants do it," she said, yawning and stretching, turning her body into mine. I took another drag and watched the sky, one arm around my purr baby and the other
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2Plato sighed. How would the world know about his AMAZING, URGENT thoughts about the rule of law and government if they didn't read The Republic and learn that he, Plato, was the
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4But then, I found Hooked On Phonics. But more importantly, I was guided by a handsome, caring teacher named Agent 450(?). He helped me build confidence in myself, and soon I was
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3She pounded the brats. Joey Chestnut gaped in jealousy, for he had never seen a woman eat so...so sexily. He dropped to a knee and whispered his proposal from across the
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3Sign him up for the team, Ida thought sarcastically. Would no one hear her song? More importantly, if no one did, would she fall down in a forest?
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4prisoners broke loose from the spelling ward and made havoc with homonyms and subject-complement agreement. Purpleprof was all, "Whoooaaaa!" and SilmWhitman spit in his
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1Expired home warranties and invitations to all-you-can-eat state dinners piled on my desk. Meanwhile, my training with the flame thrower proceeded at a snail's pace. For one,