Finished Folds (321—340)
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5Turns out Sarah made the right decision. Her stocks in "Garden of Delight" nearly quadrupled, making her an overnight millionare. While the rest of the market suffered catastrophic
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5she softened when he gave her an apologetic smile. The other woman left the room, embarressed, so he invited his ex-girlfriend to come sit in his lap. He removed the jacket and
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6and plopped straight into the snake-charmer's loins to give him an erotic lapdance. The viper slid its smooth, slippery body around my hips as I performed a striptease. It was more
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3with that, he pulled the trigger. Zelda should have died right there but in the split second the proofreader shot the gun, a hawk flew by the took the bullet. When Zelda realized
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1breastmilk. Trolls are known to stand in front of microwaves and snort pounds and pounds of artificial sweetener just to get cancer and be able to legally smoke dope. Trolls don't
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4Ever since my mom sat me down and told me that my father was an anonymous sperm donor I have been trying to find the other half of me that's always been a mystery. All I had was
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7the alternative bombs were in place in case my first plan backfired. Speaking of backfiring, did I leave the back left burner of the gas stove on? No matter, Self, focus on the
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2are dancing the Irish jig!" Skipper rolled his eyes at Gilligan. "Like I haven't already seen that before. Wait a minute... Oh no! Isn't this scenerio like in episode 91 when
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3at the mercy of a 2,600 pound crocodile. Pa kept his balance on the croc as they glided across the Bayou. "You okay, Pa?" I shouted steering the boat hard to the right. He kept on
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3And so I bought the cheapest, messiest pie at Cheap Gag Mart and waited for the unsuspecting Jerry to walk around the corner. PMFFFFT! I stuffed it in his face just he was
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3He knocked the socks off the judges with his best rendition of a half yodel-half beat boxing rap medley consisting of Disney musicals from the 80s and 90s. He handed off the mic to
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5filled with fond memories. Yes, I remember when Grandma and I would take our guns into the backyard and shoot at anything that moved, not even caring if a bullet found its way
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4warthog would be served on our plates with a side of uncooked potatoes. We didn't complain though because it was a special treat to be finally fed something different than
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5"We need lots and lots of beer!" The Masons cheered. "Can't build pyramids without plenty of beer breaks." So they called Samuel Smith Brewery and ordered
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2get away with it a bit more using the excuse that they were simply airing out their sweaty underpants.
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8that the carpet was being to lift. Could it be? Yes! It was a magic carpet. It wrung out the water from itself and beckoned me to get on. Why not? I stepped upon the fibers and
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6element of Picaso. This particular ukelele "Tiny Tim" had two necks and frets, two soundholes, and three headstocks. The caveman proudly added it to his collection after he
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3and sank its blood slurper into Amy's tear-streaked cheek. She swatted it away, but it was too late... it had already given poor Amy malaria. Kurt was there for her to get the cure
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6google translate through the tiny antenna in my nipple, and the foam in my beer glass translated to "Plan your work and work your plan." Hmm, a Sanskrit fortune cookie beer. I took
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6, overlooks haunted woods." It took three real estate agents to fend off hungry children while prospective buyers toured the candied rooms. The septic system