Finished Folds (501—517)
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1spend so much time texting instead of actually having meaningful conversations face to face? And kids these days also have a bad habbit of
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4he actually stopped time when he pressed the pause button. He figured out that he could fast forward, rewind, and mute, too. I tried to steal the remote from the kid but
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5Sailor Moon costumes. We'd look so cute romping up and down the aisles of the food section or rolling around on the wheeled chairs from the office section.
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4"How could he have left me?" She thought. She finished off the bottle of whiskey and then began to chuckle with sadistic laughter. "I know what I'll do! I'll
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3"Thou errant unwash'd rumpfed rabbit-sucker!" How dare she insult me so? I pondered insulting her back, but the moment slipped away and by the time I thought of something clever
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9wait because we needed to make sure we got to church on time. But on the ride to church, we encounted a three car pile-up. I rolled down my window, curiousity overtaking me, and I
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2"I'll go find out who made that shriek and rescue her!" But as soon as he took one foot down the ally
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1forgot though was to make sure the rope was securely tied to the ceiling. He fell & landed on the bride, who was all fat and wide, and so she broke his fall. But he groom
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2check to see if the food I injested was organic. It wasn't. Stupid me. Luckily for me, I didn't have constipation. Unfortunately, I was up all night long with
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2cuddled him, cooed over him, and spoiled him rotten. Maxibillion grew up a sissy. All the kids made fun of him in school and he came home crying every day. His short Dad
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2lift a car above her head and throw it at a miget who insulted her bulging muscles! Yeah, she was strong and sexy but had a nasty temper. I decided to give her
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3I was in fourth grade. I wonder if they've ever caught me spying on me? Probably not because I'm a really inconspicuous hider. I've always been jealous of them since they
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1parking lot. I have no idea why anyone would eat a car unless your name is King Kong or something, but to each his own.
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1like the abundance of food at Thanksgiving. Speaking of Thanksgiving, we all realized that we need to figure out whose house we're spending the holiday at this year.
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3save time on washing knifes.
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2Her name was Ziva and we were sitting indian-style, holding hands under the most gorgeous red sunset I had ever seen when suddenly
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3I remembered that I met him at a really bad party when I was in college in which he got drunk and threw up on my shirt. I tried to ignore him but he came over and said