Finished Folds (481—500)
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2wear that awful purple spandex ensemble? Oh gosh, he looked like Richard Simmons before he lost weight. Gag me with a spoon. I quickly avoided him only to bump into
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1dance the Swan Lake ever again. What a depressing ending! My dancing days might be over, but I still like to
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3Dear Jane, I am writing you this letter to let you know how much I adore the ground you walk upon. Every single day, I
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3let her roam freely around the house (even though she was an outdoor cat only) hoping she'd catch those blasted mice.
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0he discovered a matchbox from a local club called "Rain" with a number written on it. Should he call the number? A thought crossed his mind- he shouldn't even be in her purse when
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2getting an ultrasound. I felt the baby kick inside my womb and I wondering if it was a boy or a girl. I would soon find out... but I never expected to hear the doctor say
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2out the mysteries of the universe. But Gramps had a knack of always making people smile. He could make someone laugh even if
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2feed my llama. She's spoiled and fat and smells awful but my grandma gave her to me for my 14th birthday and I have to admit I have a soft spot the stinky animal. You should really
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4I learned how to talk so fast because my father was an auctioneer and his father before him and I guess I've been around auctions so much it just rubbed off on me. When the cops
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2I replied to Dick, "She's fine, except for the fact that she lost her arm in an unfortunate bull fighting accident." "Oh that is terrible!" Dick cried. "I hope that
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2one who gave me my first kiss and she came over to help me assemble the popsicle stick storage shed for my pickles. The gorilla glue proved excellent at holding everything together
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2that I really didn't remember what I had going on today. Maybe it was something important like my daughter's field hockey game or maybe it was just a trip to the dentist.
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0ask them if they were on the dark side. "Ummm, excuse me rabbits?" The rabbits just stared at her with thirsty, bloodshot eyes and foaming at the mouth like they had rabies.
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2younger as you age has it's benefits because you're older and wiser yet in a sexy, young body... you can do things you've never done like sky diving and
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1He reached over and snatched the banana out of the glove compartment and bit down into the wonderfulness of it. But alas, it was mushy and brown. Don't you hate that?
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1ignore the fact that she was cheating on me. Two could play that game! However, I decided not to return evil for evil and instead settled on simply
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3I would die of embarrassment... especially if they knew my lacy lingerie was hot pink with fiery orange polka dots. I grabbed them from the cleaners & stopped at a gas station for
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3give the little guy some driving pointers. They explained what the signs meant and how to check his mirrors but unfortunately, the tyke couldn't see very well being so short and he
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2ring and told us that he knew precisely what was to be done. First, we had to hide out on top of a hill with lots of loaded guns and remain there until help arrived. I wasn't
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2It was Friday which meant that it was trash day. When I went out to my dumpster I heard a noise that sounded like a baby crying. I peeped into the nasty rubbish and found