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These beat soups were a mottled purple in colour as beetroot loses some colout in the cooking. We would stir into them some cream and black pepper and garnish with basil. -
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panded my trousers until I was a human hot air balloon. I was right up on the ceiling looking down to a sea of raised eyebrows and nochalant amusement when the window opened and I
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Joel spat out the remainder of the moutwash and quietly shuddered. He hated brushing his tongue as it made him want to gag, but then he would have felt sick today anyway
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at this point I decided to turn off the TV. The plot of the movie had become surreal and the writing was clearly poor. I decided to walk down to the corner shop for some chips.
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the 3 point zone and found there that they were stacked high. This made it particularly easy to climb the pile and dunk even for me, I was only 4ft 6in tall. I was on top of the
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toenails until they curled into a tight ball like the glorious shell of a giant snail. At this moment the judges arrived from Guiness to check the records... they were broken.
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at which point she wheeled around and saw one of the drunks smiling and weilding her crutches. "Take the dis out of disability now" he sniggered... She reached into her car door
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roared as they clawed at their cages hungry about days of deliberate starvation. A small boy fidgeted in his seat at the back of the tent, he needed the toilet and asked to get up.
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get to the Tube station before he can find us. There is an underpass just round the corner where a couple of tramps hang out. They smell of urine and special brew but don't speak.