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itch for a pizza. The mixture of soap, oil and body fluids did however help to smoothen the wheels of my skateboard that I was traveling in. It was then that i realised that the -
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pa smurf. Grant replied "Yes, I am that Hugh Grant. And I'm here because you burnt my trash bin." With his bluish skin, he let out a huge cry "25 minutes too late!"
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Dr. Phil turned to the crowd and said "See men, this is why you should be brave like the guy racoon." He added "To get the girl racoon, you gotta go through the trash to find a
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walked up and sat beside the King. Myrtle the Turtle whispered into the King's ears slowly and sexily "You know you love me, I know you care. And I was like baby, baby, baby oh."
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." I had been mumbling these words all morning. It must've been the prune juice I had last night. I must have poured it over my fried chicken. The mixture was intoxicating.
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y friends laughed too. My best friend had ordered that slimy costumed tentacles from RentACostume. Those tentacles reminded me of something. Ah yes,
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Discord and Chaos replied "Which witch do I stitch the switch? Ditch your sales pitch and switch the bridge to my fridge!". The maids remained silent before shouting "Bravo! "
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Tadpoles aren't.
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took both my wife's and mistress' hands and held them together. I said "Common gals. Let's just put this all behind us." I added "I love you. You love her. She loves me." Why can't
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him there. In his Armani suit, he sat down at pondered on life for 5 minutes. Then he stood up and opened his office door, "Free burgers for everyone! With nuggets too!".
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mouth and spat it out again. This time Mizzy Garkus bent down to retrieve them. She let out an evil laugh. "Hear me, Lizzy Farkus. Spit out once, fool me twice". Lizzy Farkus
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to the nearest library. As I looked behind, Beehive Bave waved goodbye. "Be Strong!" she shouted. "And remember, it's at the Humour section." I nodded and smile. The library was 5
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like chicken pie that was fused with lemonade and chocolate. Ugghh the smell. Lorna's aunt had to call for the cleaners for their bowels left a trail of destruction from the toilet
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ched the door 3 soft knocks were heard. Piggy answered "Who's there?". The voice behind the door answered "Anne". "Anne who?" Piggy replied. It answered "An ant!". *Badum* *tsst*.
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squawked his way through here. "Dammit SuperSquaker! Not again!" I screamed.
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Chaos ensued in the house. Neither wanting to give up. Thus was the beginning of the Girl Hawk Chronicles which would last 100 years. Legend has it that the girl won.
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nut doing in my pizza? Who knows?
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i kept pressing F# instead of C#. The Creativity police cried at the sound of the F#. But not before they whipped out a tub of Ben & Jerry's. Together they sang the alphabet song.
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Richards was all I could think about. See, Dr. Richards was always there for me. He was from Canada. Not Mexico. I left the office supplies on the floor. "Why!" "Why! Dr Richards!"
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- shirt read "ie except before c". That was her life's motto. Not to confuse ie and ei. But alas she succumbed to the confusion.