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bra. Their eyes met for a moment before she spun round and he turned away. This was a surprise, "he's cute" she thought. "I'm barcoding the universe" she said. He replied "can I -
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realised I didnt have the $300 fare to get me to the airport so I decided to hitch. A nice man in a check shirt gave me a ride in his pickup. As I took a look under the tarp he
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die like this. He had always listened and obeyed his divine master. Was his reward to be abandonment at the end of his life. He took his last breath and passes into the void.
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He fell silent at the use of these new words "I" and "me". What could they mean. As the Borg stood there truely alone for the first time in his life he felt
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he grabbed a fire mans helmet and started to cry. As the tears cascaded down his face he wondered if he would do Letterman or Oprah first. Just then his phone rang in his pocket.
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only he cared.I had always hated trees and the most expensive pair of shoes he owned was a pair of Miami Vice espadrilles. What would Crocket do. He ran his hair. through his ha
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turned his back on the voluptuous landscape and the nauseating copulatimg couples and returned to his passion of surfing the waves of the internet looking for the next Justin
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reluctant to let her work in such a delicate area without eye protectors in the event of any unexpected eruptions. There was only one thing for it I
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the RFARS very animated. There hadnt been an outbreak of ingrowing hairs like this since Witchita in 1998. Back then a nunnery had been thrown into turmoil when
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she was deeply in love and could not imagine being anywhere else in the world. Her future seemed clear for once a life of
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distract any man, or woman for that matter. As the shock waves from her pendulous chest swam out across the room engulfing all before her the ball lept up and into
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Nit just any hole but one very carefuly created so it couldnt be seen. Just then I worked it out. My murderer could could only be 1 person but her name would remain a secret
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elephant. Where did you say you got it from". The elephant took no notice of their exchange and continued make the cocktails for the ladies at the end of the bar". " I
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I was flung up into the air. If only I had remembered to put my seat belt on. As I plummeted to the ground I saw the only thing that could save me come into view. If I could only
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penetrated by a 100 foot falice out of which she would climb with the others all dressed in white and fight for the egg hidden somewhere within. the winner would then
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it sounds more exciting than a normal day of get up, go to work, go home, go online, get the tissues then go to bed. If only I could free myself of
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again. Louder this time and faster. I started to crawl but something took hold of my leg and pulled me back. Then a sharp pain filled my brain and the dark grew darker and darker.
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and hid behind the elk parked outside the 7/11. The blast hit him in the chest and knocked him to the floor. The torrent carried him down the street and into the
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years old. Was another path he could take away from the violence?Turn his life around. A loud bang ripped through his thoughts and his body slumped to the ground. A life wasted.
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promised Mary Lou and Daisy-Daisy that we would take them out for a night to remember. As Darrell and I approached the house their father shouted to us that if we took one more