Finished Folds (301—320)
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6fortunately a prim and proper Englishman who had gotten lost in the bush and become enamored with a hippo.He took the destruction of his endangered lover in stride...and a machete.
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3I pondered the difference between a vampire mermaid and a mermaid vampire. "...are you even listening, Doc?" "Hmm?" I sprayed some bloody mist. "Tell me about your mother."
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6The Eqinsu Ocha galloped into the cavern to finger the mound into his mouth. "Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious!" he exclaimed, erupting traguses and calcars as he homed in on
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4the booger that was loitering on his index finger. It landed on my shirt then I didn't have a shirt. "Nice pecs," the giant red man with horns winked, dancing his like Terry Crews.
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6trump the trumpet, viola the violin, sax the saxophone. These hired actors gave the performance of their lives as the newt belted out original classics from the conductor's pocket.
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8A zephyr blew gently across the blue sky.Flowers waved in the sunlight. Goku, seated on a muffet, poured tea for Vegeta.They daintily wiped crumbs from the corners of their mouths.
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7The urge to create turgid romances of old men chasing young women was strong. He called the Vatican; it was time to exorcise this neurosis. Woody Allen had to go.
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5But in the due process of stapling the intern's forehead, Larry had stapled his own tie as well. They spent break time grappling by the water cooler while co-workers watched on non
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9the conspiracy and brought out the bean counters who promptly erected methane farms. It was a gas for those guys and they celebrated by cutting the cheese. Repeatedly.
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5I wasn't and I didn't care. I returned my lips to the celestial teat, drowning and drowning in a golden warmth as the nectar filled my entire being. My every cell radiated
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2had a soul, it would hurt. Instead, it tickles and I laugh even harder. A van screeches to a stop and men in white coats grab me. I still don't stop laughing.
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5continued for all of the 30 seconds before the exact opposite of Mon Calamari's fevered claim occurred. Mon Calamari escaped unscathed, to become a power snack for Godzilla.
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3army psychologist, but when his tail feathers were turned they called him a quack. He took a passive-aggressive approach, deploying ballistic corkscrews onto toothbrushes.
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5collection of Big Macs that had been sitting on his shelves for the better part of a decade without any visible signs of decay (He was saving it for the inevitable apocalypse).
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5I walked towards the door,passing through days, weeks, and eventually seasons before it finally loomed before me. It was a trick of distance that brought me to where I started off!
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6"You got folded." I was incredulous. I didn't believe the guy, who said, "There are gods you would not differentiate from monsters who toy with our fates in a series of folds!"
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3and made history. The codpiece attained immortality for its accidental but decisive contribution in a long war. Museum bound Posthistorians admired its yellow-spotted girth.
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3s for their over-large testicles. In fact, it was amazing they didn't go extinct already, dragging all that baggage.The Space Bankers marketed these as a cattle humour replacement.
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4"But we are a bunch of Dicks," one kid said."I'm Richard, that's Richard,he's Richard,and that guy holding up a video of Rick Astley's Richard." Morgan Freeman dropped the blunt.
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4twin, which he called Rat, because that's what it resembled. After that it just got weird under the gentle multi-coloured ebb and flow of radioactive clouds. Mrrow!