Finished Folds (321—340)
-
3and made history. The codpiece attained immortality for its accidental but decisive contribution in a long war. Museum bound Posthistorians admired its yellow-spotted girth.
-
3s for their over-large testicles. In fact, it was amazing they didn't go extinct already, dragging all that baggage.The Space Bankers marketed these as a cattle humour replacement.
-
4"But we are a bunch of Dicks," one kid said."I'm Richard, that's Richard,he's Richard,and that guy holding up a video of Rick Astley's Richard." Morgan Freeman dropped the blunt.
-
4twin, which he called Rat, because that's what it resembled. After that it just got weird under the gentle multi-coloured ebb and flow of radioactive clouds. Mrrow!
-
3"Hey, why don't we sing instead?" the drummer said. "Yes!" agreed the bass guitarist. "We can sing what we say!" The vocal shot himself in the head as the platypus applied lipst
-
2O! Pinwheeling red daggering starburstings defibrillating radiances stippling rippling ripples.
-
7The Beatles wrote Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds. It would be an entirely different song if they had ghost pepper / LSD / pop rocks / bath salts enemas.
-
3survived the Gobi by eating decaying flesh. I subsisted on my own excrement in a filthy Cambodian jail. All this time, I had not tasted hummus. Would it cancel itself out? I dipped
-
5Within the flock was a lone platypus, Lord Almighty bless its over-taxed heart, flapping for all it was worth with the meager supply of shit-stuck duck feathers lining its arms.
-
1t he himself wanted. Thus rainbowed the paradox. The Leprechaun vocally wanted re-branding, secretly wishing security in brand loyalty. He had a marshmallow of a time trian
-
3Bonham Carter), prissily baking human pies while returning blaster fire with the parabolic tin skull of R2-D2 (formerly played by Helena
-
3found themselves unceremoniously sampling melano and its amalgamation of weird tastes. Several studio executives were speared through the heart with horns rich in dietary fiber.
-
4liqueur.His wife woke up and saw dang Dong Doer clutching unreal Ring Dings in his sleep. She sent him from a prone position to a ninety-degree angle with a well placed fist to the
-
4what is perfection but an unattainable ideal? All, even a beautiful blonde woman, is a shadow seen on a cave wall. The sun, who creates shadows, realized this and surrendered envy.
-
3succumbed,disseminating,fricasseeing, skewering, twisting, pulverizing, pulping, beating, stretching, distorting the contents of the pages 79 until a strange code filled all walls.
-
2ind peace within themselves for their betrayal." With that, a tin fin de sicle was had, an affair equal to a thousand years of processor time. Bots dropped like flies. Cyborgs rose
-
3The young maestro was galvanized.His fingers moved of their own volition.The ebony violin glistened, quivering the air with torturous beauty. Later all in the room were found dead.
-
5w with an obscenity riddled tirade which, with FCC censorship, was rendered nearly unintelligible. He, not John Oliver, abruptly died. The manuscript, the original, with notes scra
-
5It was as if there was a force underlying the universe dedicated to interfering with my productivity. I sighed and tried to return my attention to the task at hand.
-
5It hung in an unknown gallery, quietly absorbing bohemian stares and stale exhalations from the stuffy atmosphere. An black market art dealer visited one day and recognized its