Lanius's photo

As the motorcade passed, John remembered a line from an old song about an outlaw who ended up in Cleveland,

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 08:32
noah's photo

The first thing I did when I got off the plane was

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 01:34
fishhead's photo

Cleaning out my "Junk" mailbox, my eyes were drawn to the ad for Swedish Penis Enlarging cream. If only I was Swedish..

Finished: 11/23/10 @ 00:11
geoff's photo

The TV blared so loudly that he could barely make out the sounds from next door, but he knew his neighbors

Finished: 11/20/10 @ 03:32
eap5000's photo

So then I said, "What? No mayonnaise? How do you expect me to eat this pizza with no mayo?." Luigi looked ready to kill.

Finished: 11/16/10 @ 04:06
geoff's photo

The sweatshop owner had a point. I couldn't name another country where you could pay a 12 year-old $1/week to

Finished: 11/15/10 @ 14:47
noah's photo

Rondo pulled up for a jumper right in LeBron's face. As the ball went through the net he smiled and yelled

Finished: 11/15/10 @ 14:05
geoff's photo

'Well, its about time,' she thought as the plane finally pulled away from the gate. The pilot came on to announce that,

Finished: 11/14/10 @ 19:55
EKTM's photo

A panda walks into a bar and orders a meal at the counter. When done, he gets up, shoots the bartender and leaves. Why?

Finished: 11/13/10 @ 12:48
tdsnowflake's photo

That song. She had heard it on the radio the day he left the mandala half finished. Now, he was near

Finished: 11/8/10 @ 23:39