jayursus's photo

Vern the Amish guy had a duck growing out of his side and liked to lawn bowl nude with his uncle. I first met Vern back in

Finished: 8/21/19 @ 02:28
tinybox's photo

She had painted her fingernails a pale shade of purple, and was now moving onto her toes.

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 22:24
voxparlour's photo

The following is a list of those poor mascots who perished at the hands of the cereal killer last summer: Crunchy Giraffe, Chocolate Cobra, The Marshmallow Maniac, Sugary Nelson,

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 22:16
Scarlet's photo

"Why haven't you started potty training them yet?" asked the grandmother, seeming confused and almost a little angry. "Well, they just don't seem ready yet." replied the man.

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 21:59
Crazydance's photo

Hippos stormed the castle.

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 18:19
ScarletVeil's photo

Megan opened the door slowly, hoping with all her might that it wouldn't squeak. Mrs. Gordling was harsh at the best of times, but she might just blow a gasket if she caught Megan

Finished: 8/16/19 @ 16:11
Bellaboo09's photo

Once upon a time there was a kitten called Sophia,Sophia is a homeless kitten at the SPCA.One day Someone adopted her to there home but Sophia didn't know that they were very mean

Finished: 8/16/19 @ 03:59
Perronicus's photo

And here comes president George Bushington now with his enormous

Finished: 8/15/19 @ 22:19
Hiphaphooray's photo

"Don't forget me when it's over," I said despite how useless the request was. I knew she wouldn't miss me, nevermind remember me. At least I can accep this, even though it kills me

Finished: 8/15/19 @ 03:39
MoralEnd's photo

"Punishment run these in a high-school rallies." Tribec reads, the three contestants try to think of the Jeopardy question, Phil taps in, blurts out, "

Finished: 8/15/19 @ 03:31