I kick ass. It's unbelievable how much ass I kick. Should be illegal; probably is. Don't care. Too busy kick'n ass. All day; all night. Asleep, you'd be like "Damn, that guy kicks
The sign at the front of the diner said welcome to hell. And if you didn't like meatloaf it was. Of course if you did, it was worse.
I have had two deaths in the family and infection that nearly killed me. I am back and feeling better and ready for some fun on Folding story . Go ahead make my day!
Once upon a time There lived a beautiful A large ugly castle Trapped in the castle There was spell that was She tried to leave One day He worked extremely hard to Finally
Therapeutic Holiday Story # 1: It all began when Dickie, my brother-in-law, leaned across the dinner table, stared straight at me and murmured, "I'll have a thigh."
Grandpa was hiding a secret on that farm, and I was going to find out what it was, even if Pa found out and put me in the corn thresher to make me learn my lesson.
I readied my hand and steeled my nerves. This game of rock paper scissors was going to determine which of us was going to live.
THE YEAR IS 20XX. SCIENTISTS HAVE PREDICTED MASSIVE SOLAR STORMS AND THE WORLD TAKES ACTION. MANKIND SEALS THEMSELVES INTO MASSIVE BUNKERS WHILE THE WORLD IS TURNED INTO WASTELAND
I'll never understand the whole again. It will always be a sum of parts. Each part neatly tucked away in the Rolodex waiting for
