Do you believe in love he asked me? What if it was at first sight? Could you have the belief that this very night i fell in love with you and your beautiful soul?
This fold is dedicated to Mrs. McGurk and her magic rolls.
Adam stared at himself in the mirror. He looked at the scar on his chest. He remembered that he got it from
I took a doughnut and throw like ninja weapon at my big brother, who was hiding under his bed.Suddenly, i heard a crash under my house.When,i look down the doughnut had killed ...
My stubborn independence wasn't safe here. Reality hires too many impetuses of change to plot against me (stimuli, my ex, etc.). I curled up in a box with my cat, Li'l Schrödy, and
Being dead sucks ass.... I should know. I've been dead for just over an hour, and it feels like bloody eternity already. There's a crow approaching. Shoo! Leave my corpse alone you
Once upon a time there was a teacher.
"WARNING: world catastrophe imminent, please proceed to the nearest space elevator and follow directions from there!" The message blared down the empty streets, papers fluttering
"The name's Bond. James Bond."
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.