PurpleProf's photo

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity,

Finished: 10/10/20 @ 02:05
jelvir97's photo

The dog went for a walk on his own. He came back later with a surprise for his owner

Finished: 10/8/20 @ 21:20
LordVacuity's photo

When the pounding in my head got loud enough that people beside me could hear it, I knew I had to do something about it. I went to see Prof. Loomis's brother, Luthor about it. His

Finished: 10/8/20 @ 21:17
Crazydance's photo

and the paper got replaced. Meanwhile

Finished: 10/8/20 @ 21:15
kevinorszak's photo

"Alrighty, let's get started, shall we? This seminar is 'How to Live Forever.' First things first, (and I want to underscore the importance of this, people), don't die. Second,

Finished: 10/7/20 @ 19:46
Col.Lingus's photo

"You slammed your door on his foot!" "Yes, which proves he was an intruder. I couldn't have crushed it if it wasn't inside my house." "He was selling Girl Scout Cookies." "I don't

Finished: 10/3/20 @ 19:56
Wolfie's photo

I stood on the edge of the building and closed my eyes, leaning into the buffeting winds. Close to falling, but not quite. If I opened my eyes, it was all over, I'd lose my balance

Finished: 10/3/20 @ 13:05
BlastedHeath's photo

Chance finally offered some support. "I know what it's like to be an outsider." Jurtok flexed its spiroclasms. "Do you?! Do you really?!!" Jherelia observed from nearby yet afar.

Finished: 10/1/20 @ 08:20
SlimWhitman's photo

"I sell laughs." He said matter a factly. "You're a comedian?" I asked. He grimaced. "Humor isn't a language people understand. I just sell laughs. You want a sample? Put these on

Finished: 9/27/20 @ 23:45
BlastedHeath's photo

Detective J. Manatee's instincts for detection did not help much as he fumbled through the sock drawer of D.I. Monty Rebus, who was snoring on the davenport in his aquatic habitat,

Finished: 9/26/20 @ 13:46