49erFaithful's photo

If you've ever bitten into an unripe plum at the precise moment of climax, then you know

Finished: 9/18/20 @ 00:28
Chaz's photo

The first rule of magic is that for every power there has to be an equivalent amount of energy. For a fire ball, it requires at least seven sacrifices. Mice are convenient to carry

Finished: 9/16/20 @ 20:07
49erFaithful's photo

Dinner tonight began with an expedition to the Black Sea where I murdered you a fresh Calia filet. I've accompanied it with blowfish sashimi and a raw taro slaw. Enjoy!

Finished: 9/16/20 @ 19:04
jayursus's photo

77 conjoined fighting fish, each a master in their own fish martial art, circled each other warily as the Colosseum slowly filled with water.

Finished: 9/13/20 @ 21:05
poorhexapus's photo

The hunter had long given up on finding his home. His walk to nowhere was his daily journey. However, that nowhere became somewhere today. Before him, deep in the valley, was

Finished: 9/13/20 @ 21:01
lucielucie's photo

Something's wrong with the avocado pears.

Finished: 9/12/20 @ 22:41
jayursus's photo

Exhausting the possibilities of modern pedagogy, teachers began to resort to "the old ways": Druidic magic, totems, shamanism and vision quests. Surprisingly, the latest data show

Finished: 9/8/20 @ 21:46
bridwell's photo

You are a molecule of water (in liquid form) floating along happily in the ocean when suddenly……….

Finished: 9/1/20 @ 06:57
lucielucie's photo

Lucie decided she needed to go cold turkey from FS. Being literal minded, she booked a 2 week holiday in Turkey. She got her eyebrows threaded & set off without an electronic devic

Finished: 9/1/20 @ 00:59
LordVacuity's photo

The lunchroom was full of pissants that hated me. They objected to my warming my lunch, usually sardines, in the microwave oven. The found fault with the fact that i urinated where

Finished: 8/31/20 @ 22:01