jayursus's photo
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Soon sinkholes began appearing all over Florida, and within a week, a quarter of state had disappeared to God-knows-where. It was then that scientists made the shocking discovery

Finished: 11/19/19 @ 22:34
dingofolds63's photo
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There is very little time left. 24 hours to be exact. If I don't shut it off the world will be destroyed

Finished: 11/19/19 @ 20:37
Theepicone's photo
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The patient has an impossible body type and is far too thin for her height The Patient has been admitted after having compulsions to respond to partying requests with "aww aww yea"

Finished: 11/19/19 @ 12:33
buddyboy4711's photo
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You're listening to 106.4 FM, "The Krill", the only radio station playing exclusively beluga whale mating calls put to a metronome. Next up, we have that hot single, "My Blowhole

Finished: 11/19/19 @ 03:36
lucielucie's photo
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I was sitting wondering how many times you could drop your ipad before it actually, you know, broke for real. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a cat with wings chasing a robin

Finished: 11/18/19 @ 07:29
hamstak's photo
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"Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 15:58
49erFaithful's photo
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It's not even a question of 'if', but really 'how often' do you see something that you know is there and then you look again and it's gone, or changed. That's

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 12:50
Nina's photo
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HabĂ­a una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 11:09
hayesep's photo
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I tend to evaluate my life decisions in long car trips. Tonight was no different, one single burden briefly illuminated by the alternating glow of street lights.

Finished: 11/17/19 @ 10:07
balthus's photo
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." My stepfather's mom was known to pronounce that old chestnut at the drop of a hat. But as a kid, I always thought she said "abcess," since

Finished: 11/16/19 @ 14:28