balthus's photo
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"Absence makes the heart grow fonder." My stepfather's mom was known to pronounce that old chestnut at the drop of a hat. But as a kid, I always thought she said "abcess," since

Finished: 11/16/19 @ 14:28
SlimWhitman's photo
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That old bag is made of cells. Cells are bags of liquid and proteinaceous glob. They contain organelles. Organelles are just smaller bags with more liquid and glob. Tea bag theory

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 19:10
LordVacuity's photo
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When the chief offered his daughter the interpreter told me this was an offer I couldn't turn down. "I am already married. Tell him that. Point out my wedding ring." "Why does that

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 17:01
LordVacuity's photo
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Thanks, I already did. Help yourself by helping others. You don't believe that chicken. I don't either. A nice country ham has no regrets; a good one has a few. But the best swine

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 12:31
LordVacuity's photo
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The Sun has feelings too, you know, just like you. He is just too polite to show them. He doesn't want to be one of "those" stars. It is what it is but he doesn't want it not to be

Finished: 11/14/19 @ 00:16
Dhanithecat's photo
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Rules to follow if you want to successfully survive a zombie event:/ Never reveal your real name.

Finished: 11/13/19 @ 12:28
littletopo's photo
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Have you ever wondered what lies beyond perception? It wouldn't be fair to say that Frida was blind; she could see clearly in fact, some say even more so than your average person.

Finished: 11/12/19 @ 20:41
Carly's photo
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Once upon a time, there was a frog and a bog and a log. Sometimes the frog left the log in the bog for some grog. One day,

Finished: 11/12/19 @ 20:06
MadWorld's photo
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I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus was playing on the old Victrola; I had just checked back in from a brief blackout session. But Santa had Mommy bent over the sofa arm sans knickers

Finished: 11/12/19 @ 19:34
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Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked to write fanfiction.

Finished: 11/12/19 @ 19:10