CrazyBananas's photo
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A is for alligator. They are green, they like to live in Florida and sometimes they eat small dogs. If you rub their bellies, they get sleepy.

Finished: 7/23/17 @ 18:40
BlastedHeath's photo
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Retired Inspector Lewis met his young friend at the Potato Bug Museum off Trafalgar Square. "I don't mean this snarkily, James, but should we call you Reverend Hathaway now?" James

Finished: 7/24/17 @ 12:58
lucielucie's photo
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Ana was carrying 2 huge bags of groceries back to her flat near the Gare du Nord. A kerb-crawler was following her, door open: "Viens ici cherie" "You think I'm a tart with snacks?

Finished: 7/24/17 @ 20:17
Chaz's photo
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Sure people liked Andy, Opie and Goober. You have your big fans of Floyd the Barber. But I always had my heart stolen by that self-deprecating officer of the law, my Barney.

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 11:23
PurpleProf's photo
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And I was still,but I was under your spell, when I was told by Jesus all was well. So all must be well. Just give me time. Well you know your desires and mine. So wrap my flesh in

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 11:27
BlastedHeath's photo
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"Time is way out of joint," said The Doctor to Romadric as they examined the graffiti on Dustula V. "This shouldn't be here." But it was: BAD MANATEE tagged on the transmat dock.

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 11:33
49erFaithful's photo
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I been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin' since been foldin'. My daddy was a folder. My daddy's daddy was a folder too. Shoot, I been foldin' since before foldin' was

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 11:44
PurpleProf's photo
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"Frrrrrrrrrrrrt!" I sighed. Uncle Luther was at it again. Every year he'd sit there at our family holiday party and pretend that the house was creaking. And every year we'd pretend

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 11:52
PurpleProf's photo
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Choosing the right chocolate out of the box is a very important decision. I don't like the cream-filled ones & those are usually round. Square is caramel. Which ones have the nuts?

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 11:57
manonismine's photo
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The most beautiful thing in the universe: it called itself "THE ERASER". It was a living thing, but never should have lived. When lifeless, it can be controlled. The creature has

Finished: 7/25/17 @ 19:03