GreenBanana's photo
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DON'T PAY THE PIPER. It was the 23rd year after the 23rd month after the 23rd day after the 23rd hour that the infamous Pied Piper carried out his brutal murders with instruments.

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 12:48
CHSenglish1's photo
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Once upon a time there was a little boy named Johnny. He was a prodigy, but his talent was unusual. Johnny could identify any item you placed in front of his face by its smell.

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 12:58
yarak22's photo
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My pants lay across the bed. It was morning and the light was shining slowly through the blinds. It was 7:30, time for me to get ready and go to work. But today I didn't want to.

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 13:03
BlastedHeath's photo
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Although he considered it to be a form of right livelihood, Snuffy the Inhaler felt he needed a break from being stuck into Greg's nostrils. So, after learning mesmerism from a

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 13:16
MoralEnd's photo
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The priest asked if anyone opposed the marriage, they should speak now or forever hold their peace. Then the priest himself cleared his throat and said, "actually, I oppose this

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 13:24
BlastedHeath's photo
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"Las Palabras Completas" only contained 17 words, but it was Albucon's gift to the world. The selection, the sequence, the texture and scent of the paper, the impress of the type -

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 15:14
SlimWhitman's photo
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I wish that I was born a thousand years ago. I wish I'd sailed the darkened seas on a great big clipper ship going from this land here to that, in a sailor's suit and cap.

Finished: 5/25/17 @ 15:32
PurpleProf's photo
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I stood up. Then I lay down. I put my arms tight against my side...and started rolling. I rolled right out Paddywack's door, down the street, down the hill and finally home.

Finished: 5/26/17 @ 12:05
Lithium's photo
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What do you fear? Heights? Spiders? Loved ones dying? Loneliness? Well, I don't fear any of that anymore. I can't fear it, because it's already happened. When we lived in Colorado,

Finished: 5/27/17 @ 06:19
luminous's photo
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My name is Katrina, and I'm destined to be a criminal. I was born and raised by criminals, and am the average screw-up. I'm fourteen and am already running from the law.

Finished: 5/27/17 @ 09:43