MoralEnd's photo

"Well dude, you've been saying put a camera on me, put a camera on me. Well, put a camera on me. Jesus!"

Finished: 9/22/18 @ 11:58
KieferSkunk's photo

I have a serious question:

Finished: 9/22/18 @ 22:43
LordVacuity's photo

Took my next left foot jump and bet it against that other thing I did in the past that you all are mad at me for, still. Only my pride covered my bet. Snake eyes never looked so g

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:00
jaw2ek's photo

She was there when Big Willie won the Pulitzer. She stuck with him when he lost it all. But Big Willie was a horse and she was crazy.

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:06
lucielucie's photo

Newton was sitting with Darwin by the fire one day. A piece of bread had fallen on the hearth. Newton picked it up. "By God, Darwin, I think we've cracked it, we've invented toast!

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:11
jayursus's photo

He placed the stranger's child right next to the folding star in the swimming pool library, hoping some thieving boy would not steal cast a spell upon him. The line of beauty, he

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 00:49
SlimWhitman's photo

Coleopterametamorphobia: fear of being transformed into a beetle is a rare condition whchi caused F.'s insomnia. While the family cocooned for the Winter, F. wrote his epos "The

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 08:52
LordVacuity's photo

The creature's name was Despair but everybody in the neighborhood called her Felicia. They treated her like any other around the way girl. They didn't want her around unless they w

Finished: 9/23/18 @ 09:31
RowenFenwick's photo

I was rollerblading in front of my house at top speed carrying a huge pot of boiling water. Suddenly

Finished: 9/26/18 @ 20:52
Buckethead's photo

In a distant mental asylym the waited fall had arrived. it's been 4 years and now it's time for the competition. consisting of 4 events. The first was

Finished: 9/26/18 @ 21:00