ScarletVeil's photo

Megan opened the door slowly, hoping with all her might that it wouldn't squeak. Mrs. Gordling was harsh at the best of times, but she might just blow a gasket if she caught Megan

Finished: 8/16/19 @ 16:11
Crazydance's photo

Hippos stormed the castle.

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 18:19
Hiphaphooray's photo

"Don't forget me when it's over," I said despite how useless the request was. I knew she wouldn't miss me, nevermind remember me. At least I can accep this, even though it kills me

Finished: 8/15/19 @ 03:39
MoralEnd's photo

"Punishment run these in a high-school rallies." Tribec reads, the three contestants try to think of the Jeopardy question, Phil taps in, blurts out, "

Finished: 8/15/19 @ 03:31
Scribbly's photo

It was just another day for Deputy Sheriff Dick Blunt. He sat in his squad car on the side of the road, an empty box of donuts in the passenger seat. He'd been hearing reports of

Finished: 8/12/19 @ 14:05
voxparlour's photo

The following is a list of those poor mascots who perished at the hands of the cereal killer last summer: Crunchy Giraffe, Chocolate Cobra, The Marshmallow Maniac, Sugary Nelson,

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 22:16
SherbertHead's photo

"Metabolism? Oh, I thought you said 'metal ball ism'".

Finished: 8/13/19 @ 04:54
tinybox's photo

She had painted her fingernails a pale shade of purple, and was now moving onto her toes.

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 22:24
MoralEnd's photo

"Shoot," Tin Tin thought. Ages passed by before he thought, "I shouldn't have taken that last toke. I think I'm too high." The beastly blunt made it's way back to him, "Uh...

Finished: 8/14/19 @ 02:33
Scarlet's photo

"Why haven't you started potty training them yet?" asked the grandmother, seeming confused and almost a little angry. "Well, they just don't seem ready yet." replied the man.

Finished: 8/17/19 @ 21:59