xxkahloxx's photo

"It's best to die happy, but it's nice to live happily as well. So I'm afraid the girls are going to have to go fetch that boy in the hall before he bleeds out all over my new

Finished: 11/10/18 @ 01:29
BlastedHeath's photo

My cat made me follow her outside to spend the night in her world. She showed me where a puddle of water was and left me a nice lizard, but let me pick my own place to sleep. Th

Finished: 11/12/18 @ 10:35
BlastedHeath's photo

In Bob's back yard, night fell later in summer, but when it fell you couldn't even see the starless sky. Bob sensed something being silent, something that knew he was listening

Finished: 11/13/18 @ 12:05
Chaz's photo

I looked at the ingredients label of my pie. "Ingredients: pie" That was it.

Finished: 11/14/18 @ 07:43
Krammy's photo

"The gate is closing!" screamed the henchman, kicking his legs giddily as he waves his arms in a triumphant stance. He was probably even more excited than the actual participants.

Finished: 11/15/18 @ 14:22
49erFaithful's photo

The wife laid out a dandy of an Easter basket for little Jimmy. But Daddy had the munchies some'n fierce. You don't think he'd miss just one chocolate bunny do you?

Finished: 11/15/18 @ 15:46
MoralEnd's photo

The 107-year old man picked up his rifle and aimed through the front room window. He put the crosshairs over his grandaughter's triple scoop ice cream cone and squeezed the trigger

Finished: 11/15/18 @ 16:02