He'd finally figured it out. He'd connected

He'd finally figured it out. He'd connected radio receiving electrodes to insect antennae. Making some adjustments to his XBOX allowed him control. Now with his insect army

he could rule the world. "Muuahaha!! With these XBOX-controlled insects I'll rule the world!" he cried. But the insects already contained transmitters from the NSA who tracked his

every move. When he went down the shops and bought a jar of mango chutney, the security forces hauled him in. He'd contravened the 'Foreign Ketchup' regulations and waterboarding

attire conventions as well, and so he was lashed with linguine. "Now look, you! Whatever you think I've done, I haven't, and what you can't imagine, I might have but not nec

necessarily." He strained against his linguine restraints. "Now let's all think rationally here. You have no reason to punish me thus..." Three giant clams suddenly appeared and

Your powers will be mine! I yell as i sprint towards them. I am determined to defeat the trio of magical clams. Plus i had a dipping sauce and i was really in the mood for sea food

or nah

Nah

"What do you mean, 'Nah'? This is serious stuff, nah'mean!?"