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In my line of work I work a lot with perfectly spheroid chickens as well. Here for instance we are calculating the angle of incidence in an array of perfectly spheroid chicken. -
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"Of the utmost seriously, bro," the motorcycle cop said as she handed me a speeding ticket.
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the space-time continuum is about to swallow up the river." But it was too late. I snuggled up at the river's edge in the banana-flavored Trojan. The hole in the space-time continu
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d help me celebrate when I lost my virginity." "Maybe I did but that was because I thought I would be involved in you losing your virginity. Now that it has happened without me I'm
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forthcoming about their destination. A destination that required her to walk into the Ojeezlouse swamp with two live chickens in her hands. "Voodoo," asked Little Nell in a whisper
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-ish on Gian Carlo? There wasn't much in the budget for a new boy toy this month. I decided I would uninvent the wheel.
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Leadbutt McMealymouth pretended to understand and helped Jim Morrison up and away from the tires of his '48 Tucker. Leadbutt suggested transcendental meditation and palmed him off
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My poor sewing was more than equal to the task. Not only had I embroidered a map but clues to the treasure in what at first glance was a rustic scene: a covered bridge. That done
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"They're just a couple of mooks," said Two Ton, "we don't have a worry from them. As long as they do what we tell them." "Speaking of which, we should discuss what opportunities th
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she still hadn't shown them and they forgot about her. Then she was plucked out of desk job handling estate claims to Federal District Judge by a former president. Unqualified and
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I mean it. I am not kidding. put down that knife!
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which i always had in my fob pocket. It was not a big watermelon. The fob pocket was tiny. THe watermelon grew to the size of a basketball in my hands. Using it a a flotation devic
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stormed in and demanded a divorce. She and her friends were not reacting to this well. I looked at my husband du jour to deal with my real husband. Meanwhile, my lover du jour and
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a cute dog and some random children that he found in the lost & found. The dog was dressed as the father and they would rent rooms with a promise to pay tomorrow. They would skip o
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doppelgangervelt episode in the state hospital because we carried a tune. That gets noted by the noting lot. How come our future selves don't remember our present selves intruding
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The next morning I intended to tell her but she had left me. This time it felt like for real. No way to walk this one off without heavy lifting. Maybe some wet work in onierium of
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"we stand for nothing but remain seated while defecating. Who are we?" Batman seemed unperturbed at the riddle the minced sphinx had thrown at him like a gauntlet. Like a challenge
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"Now to see if it has legs."
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By the time we got back to the story Harold had buried the three bodies. He's also baked a cake for Sofia. He was going to tell her about what happened at Sharp's Shed last night.
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He went still as he tried to figure out where someone had cocked a gun. Of all the days to send his Glock out for a polishing. He turned around. The chicken had the gun pointed at