"No, you can't", replied Papa Smurf angrily to the question "Is it ok if I

She pulled at the chains but they were held fast. She didn't know how long she had been held captive in this dungeon.

At the age of 19 I got busted for statutory rape. Thing is, I did it, but I was really a pretty innocent kid back then. Up in County I met Little JoJo and Murder Mike who showed me

Daniel ere muy vago, un día su madre lo mandó a la peluquería a cortarse el pelo y el no quiso ir, desde entonces lleva el pelo largo y despeinado...

I thought that the quickie with a flight attendant was a testosterone-imbued cliché of young business executives. As a seasoned frequent-flyer, I scarcely believed the wink she

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James peered down the hill and shut his eyes for a moment. He couldn't remember what she looked like but remembered that she looked pale and ghostly. Was she a ghost or a figment o

Mrs. Bainbridge caressed the books as she removed them from the crate. She had finally obtained a complete set of Chalmer's "History of the Noodle Trade", the 1838 edition with

Woman left, took up with friend, spent all money, wrecked new car; with this complement of blues, Hawkins had another three or four rattling his skull as he poured his last shot of

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My sister woke me up this morning and said that we were going to the mall so I got and went in my closet to pick out an outfit when I saw

There was tree with just one last leaf, fall time was comming to an end and surely you will freeze. In the middle of winter you ran out of food and now you must eat.

The potato was lying on the ground. Then a bird ate it. Then a cat ate the bird. Then a dog ate the cat. Then a cheetah ate the dog. Then a lion ate the cheetah. Then a shark ate

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When I'm alone with Data, it's frightening. When no one's around he has this frozen face, and soulless eyes. I could swear the mechanization of carnage and mayhem churn inside

Gilgamesh had grown weary of being a "super dude." Fame had its problems too. He thirsted for the freedom of anonymity so he disguised himself as

Humpty was good in bed. Years of ridicule have clearly fueled his need to please.