If I could read minds I think I'd hate the world even more. If everyone even my family and friends could read mine they'd probably kill me. Thank God for silent thoughts.

International space station 9 was on fire again. I turned the channel to a sitcom shot entirely from a scrotum's point of view and immediately began to cry.

I'm that guy, the one who talks at the movie theatre. Shushes sustain me. Bad dialogue gives me purpose. During "Spider-Man," I added a well-placed "yeah right" to the part when

When an author dies, new novels are still published, especially if the author dabbles in ghostwriting. Jimmy Raven hovered over the blank page like a miasmal cloud. Romance novels

After working, i decided to go home, when i came out of my office.Suddenly , the electricity in the office went off. i was shock to see the current went out,in front of me stood

The black hole punch on Darlene's desk could tear through card stock AND the fabric of space-time. I was sure of it; I'd seen a special on NOVA. I cautiously approached her cubicle

The scientists and councellors were baffled. He seemed normal: steady job, house, wife, kids. And yet his sense of humor had stalled out at an 8-year-old's level. At Board Meetings

Lucie consulted a tarot reader to discover why she couldn't add to stories on FS. The crone turned over 'The Hanged Man' "Afore the waning of the next moon, exorcise your ipad

Severus Snape scowled as he began the essay portion of the GRE (General Rowling Exam). Of course the first question would be over Potter, he fumed, thinking back to the day when

The Government was shut down today. Let the anarchy begin! Step 1. Prank call NASA. Houston you have a problem. 2. Night at the Museum. Party at the Smithsonian. 3 Vandalize the

There was a time when I wanted to be an astronaut and travel to Mars. I had it all worked out--Air Force Academy, NASA, Mars. Then in grade 8 I took my first physics class.

My mother makes the best gravel.

When I was a child we would go down to the swimming hole and stand on the shore casing rocks into the water. The goal was to be the first one to hit the kraken. Only one kid

You know what I think? I think we are folding stories with some famous people, that's what. I think some people on this FoldingStory site are acting all normal, when in fact, they

Every girl loves a bad boy. Until they realise they're cereal killers. I hugged my cornflakes to my chest with the protective instinct of a mother eagle. 'He hates cornflakes' I

Bobbie took his beats with him. He dragged his street machine speaker box down fifth avenue and let it vibrate the shop windows. He wanted everyone to enjoy his good taste in music

"Hello all! I'm KJ Nutt, hole expert. Did you know? Holes can be used to stand in! And, they can actually make you appear a bit shorter or 'smaller'.

When I finished the horror story I wondered how the narrator could still write as the evil malevolent presence was slowly approaching from behin... (What's that noise?)

Joan Miró was born in...

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