He touched down at noon. The fortress of solitude was just that, lonely. He could call up crystal messages but it was always the same boring conversations. What he wanted was a Wii

An expectant hush fell amongst the Senators as Apollonius, his purple-trimmed toga billowing behind him, strode out into the center of the chamber. "Citizens," he cried,

Crossing the galactic sea had been easy. The silicone radar systems was a different matter. His hull contained the forbidden materials. That's why they were going to make him

If Cookie Monster can indulge in 50 cookies before lunch, it must certainly be acceptable for me to devour 10 margaritas for breakfast after the night I've had! I can't believe

A word to the wise ain't necessary. it's the stupid ones who need advice: The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naive forgive and forget; the wise forgive but do not forget.

Seti alpha 5, where the finest faux Corinthian leather is obtained for the sleeper vessel berths of the authentic reproduction of the DY100 which transported Khan Noonian Singh

'Sit comfortably,' the naked man told her. 'Touch the tip of your thumb with the ring finger and press gently. No don't touch me. And keep the rest of your fingers straight. This w

One sunny afternoon, I went jogging through the park filled with people. I was thinking to my self how pretty it was today when all of a sudden I tripped over a log and grabbed

Since the ferry back wasn't due for some time, he figured nobody was checking just where he was THIS MOMENT. He grabbed a bag of fertilizer, some rags, nilla wafers, an LED, and

"Fractals et my dingo," Gareth said bitterly as his Romanesque apartment building started to look like a congress of trilobites. "Wasn't me, bro," said his friend Corwin with conce

Distant thunder rumbled through the air and ground, shaking a shack in the mountains that contained a fugitive of the law.

Some say she was crazy, but I just thought she was different from everyone else in our school.

I just took the drug with the altered molecular structure. I thought it would boost my intelligence: instead I'm having visions of the future. I'll die and take the formula with me

The fold was his oracle. A mysterious mind that he could put ideas into and watch the multi-headed beast breath life into a few sentences. If you read the entire story in a certain

Well I didn't get the job because under 'If you could be any type of dried fruit, what type would you be, and why?' I'd put 'Apricot; and your mother. Same reason.' I'm still not

If you took everything you know, and everything I know and put it all in a big pot and then randomly took half of it out, you'd have

I closed my eyes and it felt like nothing had changed at all.

I just cry.

The dragon eyed the damsel suspiciously. This did not look like any typical damsel in distress. In fact, with armor, sword, and shield, she looked very "un-distressed".

Pooh left the therapist's office elated. He felt empowered. He'd finally gotten in touch with his inner self, something that he repressed. Piglet said, "Hi Pooh" and Pooh ate him.