"What Ug thinking? Sabertooth too much! Me no wanna see Cave painting museum anyhow." "Zorg gonna miss special exhibit on Fertility Goddess then - too bad." Zorgs monobrow furrowed

Three times I head heard the back door squeak open. This was not normal. For a start, we didn't

Growing up I was one to believe in treating everyone equally, I was taught that diversity is a beautiful thing.

The one and only purpose of life is: A hand of Rummy

"If you're going to just stand there, I say you ought move to the side and let others through." The stewardess-

The old age of Singapore was terrible as it was during the war.The Japanese Occupation destroyed Singapore until Japanese surrendered to the British.

The glass jar, bereft of all its former antiquity, decided the story was going nowhere fast. It had to think. Of something. And so it thought, and as it thought it moved. And as it

Without thinking, I slapped the cashier. How dare he accuse me of

As I sit in the drive thru waiting for that frothy choco-shake that I cannot get out of my mind, I wonder about those silver little BB hard candies that you can put on top of cupca

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Gene Rayburn read the card with his perfect diction, "The magician thought this was his lucky day. When he reached into his hat, instead of a rabbit, he pulled out a BLANK"

In a Norwegian fjord a thought was nestling in an icy cleft of granite. The sun shone on the clear water, the idea became flesh and the flesh took on the form of the mighty Kraken!

"Don't worry," she replied, "I'm not scared of monsters." Her mother smiled and shut the door. She let her arm slide off the bed, and wrapped her fingers around the bony hand

It turns out there really is a Blaine, Missouri, and its not the place "Waiting for Guffman" portrayed it to be. I went there one summer on a pilgrimage, hoping to find some small

My management philosophy consists of hiring complete imbeciles and then riding herd on every last little thing that they do to make sure that they don't screw it up too badly. This

Hello, I heard you like folding stories, so I put a

I walked into my new lawyer's office. The death masks of two of his unsuccessful clients stared down at me from a shelf above his desk. I sat and waited for him to lift his head fr

In 1888 Bertha Benz drove her automobile to visit her mother. Along the way, several people were frightened by the automobile

Eighty coconuts were lined up in the town square. With cameras rolling, he would attempt the world record for most broken with his head in one minute. Picking up the first one,

Why does the universe do this? I opened a fold accidentally (I blamed it on the dog), sorry slimwhitman! It was written in Icelandic, which I dont speak. Of alll the possibilities