Bulbous ping-pong balls stared me in the

Bulbous ping-pong balls stared me in the face. "Time to get up Jake!" said the sock.

What the....!!! I said to never wake me before 10 a.m. Leave me or I'll put those ping-pong balls where they don't belong! The sock turned away from Jake and sulked. Back to

Captain Kangaroo now. Mr. Moose gave Jake strict instructions on what to do with the ping-pong balls, but he screwed it up. I buried my face under my pillow. Ever since

he did that, I've never been happy. Mr. Moose became an alcoholic, Captain Kangaroo jumped off a rooftop, and it's all because of stupid Jake and his dumb ping-pong balls.

That's how Jake hit that bottom. After the smoke cleared, Jake was found down on 5th street pushing a shopping cart full of ping pong balls.

But these weren't any ordinary ping pong balls. They were mesmeric, sent from the future and designed to control the whole world. Little did Jake know, he was being used as an inst

amatic camera by the sentient ping pong balls. In the future all digital technology didn't work as the number 1 was banned. Jake, through a small lens in his ear took photos of 201

3's number 1 table tennis scandal.The sentient ping pong balls Ping & Pong got smashed & made a racket during the hotter phase of their courtship. When Ping's circumference was

measurably smaller than the length of Pong's sheath...well...balls of all kinds were lining up outside of the sporting goods store. And when the news reached Beijing, the table

s turned 90 degrees to the right in protest. The tables began to protest such ballsy activities but their resistance was squashed by a heavy protection raquet.