After attempting several time-tested solutions, the lion tamer decided he better take drastic action to release the

I was sitting outside in the park enjoying the nice sunny weather when all of a sudden

Jules rarely flexed her muscles, but it was about time she did. Mrs. Prisly from floor 7 had no idea what letting the kids have a party would do. How could she drink their tears

The crouched, shivering figure of a girl sat upon her bed. Tears rolled down her face as more chocked sobs escaped her throat. She was crying because

With a thunderous echo, the lock fell into place. He was confident the treasure room would never be breached. Readjusting his multi-hued robe, the old wizard shambled away.

She sat in her car. Red light. No one was watching. She hooked her finger into her nose and smiled at her topnotch nose swag. It was one of those have gooey with a crusty shell

We all knew Santa was a zombie when he started to crave brains. "Oh God, its Christmas Eve! If we don't stop him he'll bite all the children and their dogs!" Call the Snowman!

A snapback. Sagged pants. A chained necklace. Osiris shoes. A long, meek mill t shirt. The typical gangster strolled through town, looking for some tasty weed. His name was Omar.

Kathy Griffith looked in the mirror and smiled. Her lifelong ambition was to be a hot chick. After all the surgery, heartache, scrabbling and self abuse, it appeared to her that

Warning Fuckitall May cause a blasé attitude towards normal daily tasks like Eating, Wiping your ass, Keeping the wheels pointing down on your car, and telling your the Judge No

Pandas what were they? Pandas. They are magnificent creatures that live in the guru with all dem magical fairies in the great oak tree that was their home. So kawaii~<3. Birds.....

Wearing his freshly ironed white blouse and black tie Chuck sat in his cubicle, passively clicking button after button on the keyboard. "Gee, I sure wish

Once upon a time, a beautiful girl decided to live in a castle.

I was sitting on the couch with Shania, watching reruns of "Unwrapped" and playing footsies, when she looked into my eyes and said, "Wanna play the Wii?" That's when I knew

David coughed up dust and sand after tripping and falling face first into the foxhole. Whitman chuckled, "You can't run! When you run, you go from being the hunter to the hunted."

The monkeys chattered in the trees as Morgan handed the pouch across the rusted fence. "I don't want it," said Marla, "Not now that the

Not everyone could live the perfect life. I set out early to prove that imperfection was even more difficult, but every time I turned around, I was accused of being cliche or passe

He loosened the screws on the front tire until the nuts almost fell off. That's when Frankie came out. He jumped on the bike. He said, "Frankie, pop a wheely!" Frankie rode hard

I was spending my holiday in Sherfordshire Upon Mary Kay collecting errant knights when I became involved in this affair. It started when I unburied an errant knight named Sir Ris.

Seth's diet had slowly degenerated over the course of the past months. His time as a restaurant critic was of no use to him on a strict regimen of grubs, crickets and leeches.