One day, while a fine young man who went by the name Nick was sitting cross-legged atop a large oval pillar

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I woke up doing math. Pizza might have been involved. If I order a large pizza should I have them cut it into 4 slices instead of 8? I don't think I can eat 8 slices but I could 4.

I was awoken by the sirens blaring dangerously close to the ditch I was residing in. Dazed and confused, I fumbled for my cocaine and pants, neither of which were where I remembered

He pulled out of the driveway in his new SUV, knowing that the car wouldn't last the rest of the day, let alone the 2-years the warranty promised. What choice did he have though,

She bounced the ball once more before she served. This was it, the last point or a start for new chances. If they got this point than they'll still have a chance of going to the

They say that the head stays alive for two minutes after it's been decapitated. The lack of this knowledge was the cause for Bob's mild confusion as he sailed over the edge of

A prisoner in a chicken suit? Silicon.

The angel's halo sputtered like an exit sign in Quake. I noticed my best bud Joe was still there beside the bed. "Funny more hospitals aren't haunted," I thought in passing. Joe

When i got in to the shopping mall , i saw people running out of the shopping mall, and behind them i saw a meat - eating robot throwing some kind of burning bombs at people..

Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just

Falling...this was a sensation I had become accustomed to. In the past few months,

When the beginning of your story starts to sound like trash, you maybe know you're getting close. To what? Believe me, poverty makes us do things we never thought we might ever do.

Hank farted in his car and waited for the foulness to rise past his balls, filter through the skid-marked underwear and into his nose. Crap! It was a stinker. What will Dr.

The black clouds were rolling up above. I could hear the crack of thunder. I was cold, hungry, and tired. Still, I pushed on. I needed to get out of the rainforest and back to

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One day Sam received a postcard from Florida. It showed a small Hotel with a pink flamingo & palm lined beach, on the back "Wish you were here" but no signature or address.

It was the night before my birthday. And from my window, the rainy world outside seemed like the saddest place.

Excerpt patient 101: I saw light around me. And my dad dancing with his suit. Mom is lying in bed with a man called J. Daniels. I laugh, I fly away. Can you fly doctor? I can.

Like a fool I had taken the bait. The filthy red lipstick had put me right where she wanted me. If I drool now I might never make it. It's do or die time, first and ten, bottom