"GO TO HELL!" She screached

Eating an entire pound of pistachios all at once was a poor decision. Poorer yet was Bob's decision to eat the shells too, as evidenced by the scratch marks they left on his

In his midfifties, Dr Rash was Welsh, fit, and bald, with large, kind, liquid blue eyes. It was his habit to be close when he spoke to the anxious parents and spouses of patients

It had been six months since Sierra's roommate had last thought to ask her if she might like something from the convenience store before she ran out the door, golden tresses flying

La participación política....una responsabilidad de quién ? Había una vez un ciudadano que no participaba ...

Update to a 1960s TV commercial: Like a fold? Simple. Except when arthritis flares up, with its pain and stiffness. For help, reach for

Lucie consulted a tarot reader to discover why she couldn't add to stories on FS. The crone turned over 'The Hanged Man' "Afore the waning of the next moon, exorcise your ipad

"I dare you." said Newton. God thought it over. "Remove all Bibles from the earth and give someone unified theory?" Newton nodded. "In ten years, more will believe in me than you."

Damn microwave. The TV dinner was burnt on the outside, and the meat-loaf was a meat-sickle. The corn shriveled and freezer burnt, the potato cold sawdust. Was that a brownie?

"Branton Solicitors". "Dad,I'm in a bit of trouble could you help me out?" "Reginald,is that you? Where are you!" "I'm in Fucking, Austria". "You watch your mouth son!" "I'm seriou

It was a dark and stormy night

One more time he referenced the "hero with a thousand faces" and one more time

Everything I'm about to tell you is a joke. You see that dog out the window? That's a trained Yakuza attack dog. I have to kill it before it kills you.

Hi, my name is Snuuuugglles." The teddy bear gave me a beady-eyed stare... which I could only break away from when the paper towel. said " ... and I'm Banner."

Today is the mayhem fest i am going to see the best bands alive and as soon as i got thier...

Top 10 Reasons Why I Love My Mother: (1) She didn't make fun of me when I said I wanted to fly. Instead, she tied her best tablecloth around my neck & told me to go ahead & jump!

It would appear the site is plagued by trolls (this is NOT the start of another story). I suggest introducing some timely limitations (e.g. minimum character input) to remedy this.

We grabbed hands and jumped

It was pouring raining and my phone had just went dead. Lighting struck and the lights in the parking garage went out. I started to turn around when I saw a dark figure start to

"We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room." father told me. My toothy grin vanished almost instantly.