He heard the sirens getting louder as they drew closer to the Dunkin Donuts. Barry had

At first, Monty Trellis was excited about the tour to promote his new book, "Stalking: A Scientific Approach." But after a few cities he noticed the same woman turning up at each s

Who told you to stop writing your book and play on FoldingStory instead? "Shut up, voice! It warms me up! Don't you judge me!" You'll never publish, people want youth culture.

I never throw things away and as such, containers like this littered my room, waiting for the moment I’d need a screwdriver to dissect a tiny toy car and save the world. I checked

"Aye..it's an inside job ye idiot!" Sean Magnum nearly puncuated his line with a firm slam in the back of Jer's head but the door started banging wildly. "They caught us!" Kevin sa

Through the looking glass it would seem my trophy case had perhaps been ram-sacked or tampered with... Not so much as a remnant of proof boasting of my bountiful accomplishments

Der Zaubergarten des Königs Im Orient lag etwas Besonderes.

"Gentlemen, and lady, I have assembled you to join my FoldingStory strike team." said Det.Manatee to the group. Dr.Moodle, Souperwoman, Jakob and the torso stared at Det.Manatee.

It was a stoke of luck that the pirates left me on this planet in this area. Little did they know that this had been my "Fortress of Solitude" as I roamed the Universe in search

I raised my right hand, said "I do" at the appropriate time, spelled my name, sat down, glanced meekly at the jury, and proceeded to explain to the whole courtroom why I had killed

I slid down the zipline which was high above the sea of lava. There were creepers everywhere. There was no way out. I was trapped. I jolted awake. I was trembling with fear from

Hooked up to Google's mandatory rape machines, we pass our rape with illegal surrealist films, such as "Homeward Bound". What were dogs? What is a cat? Strange green monuments jut

I sighed. Okay, Johnny, I'll tell you one more story before you go to sleep to be sure that you don't have any more nightmares. Here goes. "Once upon a time there was a young boy

You may of heard of John Henry or Paul Bunyan, but the greatest folk hero of 'em all was ol' J. Manatee, P.I. He dun conquered the mid-west with his intense percepshuns. One time,

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...is bread in French.

Fact: One in four house fires are caused by a drunk person trying to cook food. Also a fact: Mort had just fired up the stove and was about to add to the statistics.

The self-referential haikus about Mandelbrot sets notwithstanding, Ike's ego was insufferable. His mother often told him

I like pizza, but only when my mom sits on the couch with Nicki Minaj.

I have a mansion, sports car, pool, cashmere sweater, and gold watch. I am living the virtual dream. Outside of my social media game, I have a cardboard box and ramen.

How's the weather up there?