'This WC will continue to flush', stated the notice, boldly, 'for as long as the chain is held.'. "Really?" thought Spencer in amazement, and proceeded to hold the chain for the fo

"Jimmy died today. He blew his brains out into the bay!" Billie Joe yelled in front of an audience of teens, with low self-esteem and questioning morals, as he strummed a guitar.

Shall I remove another?

Finally the opportunity had arisen. The wife was away visiting family in Israel, the kids were safely ensconced at camp - at last I could be myself without fear of others shaming!

Grasping her dorsal fin tighter, I spurred my dolphin on, leaned ahead, victory within my grasp. There was the finish line, and beyond it, Talula waited, my sweet Talula, who

One day, I was laid on the towel when I was pulled into the swimming pool by someone. Inside the pool, the water was drunk by me but suddenly I was caught by the lifeguard.

It was only two weeks before Cousin Corinna's wedding. Aunt Malda pulled out this dress that wasn't even cool in the 80's. It looked like a peach cobbler that someone thew up on. "

On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM, I was writing a new Folding Story. On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM, a small band of ferrets in Mongolia were eating prunes. On May 12, 2015, at 3:01 PM,

One hot summer day, a few friends and I decided to go to the swimming pool for the afternoon. We all thought it was a great idea since we had the whole afternoon free.

Our true power can be revealed when you are wearing me and I am being worn by you.

Even after being away for so long, I knew how everything worked. Well, mostly. I was more surprised they'd replaced my control panel with one big red button. I pressed it, and then

'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my room mate, a young vampire, started taking selfies from the ceiling. He wasn't listening, so I went to get a broom to swat at him with.

A long time ago, a young boy was capturated by a group of thiefs when suddenly the key of his cage was seen by him. He takes of his hand and tries to catch it. (Noel)

What is that smell?

Back before the public service messages, Scruff McGruff was tougher than Elliot Ness. Over a bottle of scotch he related to me the case that lead him to retire. Chicago, 1978, he

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Denis the Dung Beetle rolled his ball of muck away from the dung heap before the other dung beetles could snatch his prized lump. It was a wonderful life

...I lied to my doctor. Yet again. This time I didn't even need to.

That the beautiful woman was dead was no question. Her skin was cold and white, her body still, silent. The note he pulled out from her bag said only one thing, "Margret knows

Weeks before Christmas, I was still clueless on what to get my wife. My plan to secure a rare bottle of Pizza Hut Perfume, so she could smell like fresh bread and spices failed me.