Rrrriing rrring. Click. "Hi there, Phil here from Homecon. Do you have a quick minute?" "I don't own time. It's a river." ".. greeaat. How many persons live in your household?" "

Deep in the tundra, an ice elemental was legend among the inuits. It had a magic hat, a maize pipe, and eyes of cindered flame. It was up to me to try to photograph this Frosty.

He knew only two things. She was all he had and he would never see again.

One day, Adam Sandler met a really stupid kid name Adam B and he said "Your first name sucks!" said Adam Sandler to Adam B

This is the story about a boy who could only speak in questions. "Why does the sun go on singing?" asked the boy.

I am not a creative writer, I am more of critical thinker who enjoys solving solutions and finding problem to an anwser. I always enjoyed my english classes becuase I like to read

Bob was having a terrible day. He lost his job, his wife, and his house all in the same day. He isn't thinking clearly and drives very fast down the road. It starts to rain

I guess the ideas that shape our world, the human one, are like a tapestry, interwoven, building on threads of what came before. Some threads break but the fabric grows

The sky above was a dark orange in color. I knew I wasn't on the Earth. I was on

It was the prince who killed the dogs, not the servant. But the servant got blamed, of course!

If yuo cna raed tihs, yuo'er smrater tahn teh avreage humna.

I could block him cuz he spammed me. But I had a second thought about how I could handle him.

Men in tights jumping and twirling around stage with sugar plum fairies. It's Nutcracker season again. Every year I suffer through it. The only good part of the whole damn show is

Welcome to Mc.Donalds! what would you like to order?

I have a riddle for you... 1 tells history, 2 is normal, 3 is a defect, 4 is a mother. Any guesses????

Shrek is back and better than ever!

Just feeling the pulse of life in your veins amped up. The beat beat beat of your heart, hammering in your chest. The rush of oxygen. When it stops, the echo in that silent place

I was loitering around, then out of nowhere, these freaking pears came rolling down the hallway. There were too many for my dodge ball skills to handle.

SUNGLASSES

The Nazi Party has returned