It wish to convey the results of my experiments in this diary. The potion was a complete success with some possible side-effexs. The deteriashun ov smarts is uh dum-di-dum. Weeeee!

She said I was a nogoodcheatingsonofabitch bastard & I could go straighttohell.I laughed & said I thought she would have been more original than that. She hit me with a frying pan.

Aristocrats from all around gathered in Kensington Hall to determine whose china was gleamiest. Madam Paddingston set her chip-and-dip serving china on the judging table. Gasps of

He was a sheep in wolfs clothing, running with the pack, howling at the gibbous moon. He'd managed to avoid sniffing butts up to now & If he could just get close to the alpha male

Johann poured another cup of Gevalia, his oddly lusterless blond hair barely moving. Weyland-Yutani was really coming along on its line of Cafe-bots - the twitchiness that had mar

She sat with her back against the blood soaked walls and stared at the shadow in front of her. She wasn't afraid, she made him do this. After all what is a mutant monkey without

The creatures in the deep blue sea are fascinating! There we can find sharks, whales and many more sea animals.

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It was a dark, cold sunday night. Kelly was walking home from a party at a friends house. She looked across the street at the old abandoned warehouse. Something passed by the

Mother Nature's PMSing pretty hard right now, you guys.

KEEP IT IN! KEEP IT IN! Suppress every emotion and begin! KEEP IT IN! Hold the storm outside and bottle up inside. The cold keeps bothering me everyday. - From movie, Defrost

"President only eats half of his meal at worlds best sushi bar" blared CNN. George turned down the volume. The story brought it all back up. George's bowel trembled as he hurried

"Nothing gold can stay," wrote Robert Frost. Perhaps he was moved by golden boardwalk fries in the clutches of a seagull. I brought a notebook to the beach, expecting inspiration.

It was a beautiful morning when my ferry docked on Whale Island. I was Greeted by a strong sea breeze and the eager,high-pitched speak of Mercury Whale.the island mailman.

Hooded figures stood in a circle, their voices unified in ancient song. But for a ring of candles burning on the floor before a high altar, the room was black as night. Darkness ..

Happy Female Directors are all alike; every unhappy Female Director is unhappy in her own way.

Jack was exhausted. It had been the worst 24 hours of his life and all he wanted to do was to go home and collapse. But that was not to be...

It was a cold and rainy day. Fernandus was just about to go to bed when he heard a strange noise.

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Donatello stood with Cristiano in the garden. The one with the lavish fountain and the abundance of flowers and stone walkways. "Join us, Cristiano," Donatello said. Mystified,