He crept down into the feared basement. He felt something... Or was it his imagination? What was that!? Shivers went down his spine as he turned and saw the most frightening thing:

"Congratulations" hissed Derek, acidly, as the door slammed behind the photocopier repair man. "Once again you demonstrate the diplomatic dexterity of Joachim Von Rippentrop."

Five out of ten women

as the baby elephant watched it's mother fall to the ground; in a panic it wondered what it could do to help her

Joseph dream that he would one day rule over his siblings and parents, but for the time being he had to be their slave. He was 13 after all, and what 13 year old doesn't feel like

I had a dog once...................... He didnt seem to be interested in my peanut coverd body. So i killed him and started on myself

"I'm lonely." he lamented in desperation. "I'm missing people in my life. I need someone." He turned to face me. I could only stare at him, speechless. He turned towards the window

When my hamster started having philosophical discussions with me over dinner, I knew it was time to sell him to the neighbors next door.

So I sat down and watched old Burn Notice reruns. Jack Bauer was no Michael Weston. Michael Weston was like Jack Bauer on steroids. As I munched on a bag of Skittles (taste the rai

Harper had to be honest with himself. He was in love with a werewolf. He didn't mind the drooling and snarling - that wasn't much different than his ex when she forgot to take her

"Stop that. Stop that right now." Billybob, the meek policeman, squeaked at the thief. "Oh, OK." the criminal replied, ashamed of his bad behavior. Billybob was a legend among cops

After anonymously dominating the Nerf Basketball League for years, I was ready to take my talents to the NBA. But first, I needed a hype shoe deal. I placed a call to Crocs, Inc.

The fishwife knew perfectly well the herring was off, but she sold it anyway. It was a matter of principle she told herself. What self respecting fishwife would keep a herring that

She was talking to Ali & she thought she was OK about it but she felt her voice go & she knew she'd start crying if she carried on so she stopped.

The First United Church of Bowlers opened at Rev. Chucks Luck Strike on Pilgram Lane. After the opening frame, Rev. Chuck accended to the pulpet just above the

Congratulation >NAME REDACTED<! You are now the proud owner of the new Visa Plutonium Card! You can now get extra reward points for all of your defense and munitions needs!

Most men don't use condoms. We need to design a better condom. Let's brainstorm. How about an origami condom with a nice mountain valley corrugation, or a Barney fingerpuppet?

From the Hillbilly Dictionary, "Whippersnapper. wip-er-snap.ər. noun. A dang greenhorn fool who snaps his suspenders 'an thinks he's some kind a know-it-all. Nincompoop. nin-cum-po

I'll have a lite sabre churro, a wookie wafer and two Princess Stickybuns

Había una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.