Maya's bronze skin glistened like pirate treasure as the water dripped off her bare body. I never skinny dipped before, but I became hooked to it like her. My hands reached out to

Walking down the school hallway, he saw Bob the Bully running at him full speed, probably ready to knock him over. "Look man, I'm sorry I slept with Jane, I left my wallet at her

My day was the worst, first I was hit by a giant fleshy bowling ball, right through my school and into hell, second

I woke up from bed to find the sky is pink, I ran out to to the streets and i saw

He trained the blood with my name. Every Briterise he sang my name to it. The blood was learning me; only me. No other blood knew anybody. They only carried them; they were a conv

My mother was a ballerina, and she was Going Places, but then I was born and she realized her true passion lay in making tiny origami statues.

Why sure I do hunnywumps. I wuvy dovvy you werry werry much.

I was stuck in the crawlspace beneath the Hitchen's house again. One of my belt loops got snagged on something and I can not get it loose. I can't be caught down here again. I call

I tried to put sea salt on her red alarming lights, she guides me through the night but I don't want to go home. I want to feel alive, and I know she did too; time was running out.

With the ability to fire string better than Spiderman, to grow faster than a steroid abuser and even to create life, the penis is a man's most prized possession. This is what

Estaba en el embarque para Guadalajara, cuando vi a una señora vestida de fiesta y sin maleta, esperando un vuelo. Yo sabia! Ella iba para el matrimonio de su amigo.

I believe a man is a product of his mind so what he believes he becomes. So I became a vigilante, a anti-hero, or a modern day robin hood some would say. I fight for Justice

"Better living through chemistry," said the man in the lab coat to the staring camera lens. Eyes glittering & smile polished, they gave credence to the promise his words spoke.

When Death comes a-knocking, greet him with a glass of sherry and a fist full of prawns. Then dance, dance, dance on the way up that long, long hill to eternity. I'm just sayin'

Ken's eyes widened in horror. "Oh god, I just ruined that fold!"

I woke up this morning, not knowing that I would begin here. This is a strange, new world to me and I am lost. Where do I go from here? Can anyone help me

Maybe it didn't matter. That's what she'd told herself a hundred times. All is fair in love and war, right? Imogene shouldn't have put all her hopes on Paul's wanting her to join h

So there I was, making lunch for 3 screaming boys when it happened! The oldest boy was running around with..

"WHERE'S MY MONEY?".

His dog Rex had been missing two days. His dish sat untouched on the kitchen floor.