The auto-correct of my iPad makes me look like a moron as it auto-incorrects my typing to make it look like I type in tongues.

There once was a Quaker Clown who hated kangaroos. We don't know why but he did, but he hated their bouncy, jumping around.

Last time I smelled this bad I lost my best girl. She said it's cuz i stunk. Anyway she stunk worse than I ever did. I changed my underwear but my heart was

I forever remembered the sight of

The old man hobbled and complained incessantly. This is why his grandchildren

He took the hot dog, gripped it with his tongs. The tong's teeth bit into the plump, moist wiener. He split open the fluffy bun. He spread the doughy halves apart and gingerly

The framed photograph was all that was left of the mother's lies. The mother's lies that made up their happy childhood. A childhood where they needed nothing but wanted

My name is Euphimia Handy, and this is my life story.... shall I start at the beginning then?... Well it all began in a little town called Ugaulbert in a little known country of...

Storm clouds drifted across his bedroom floor. It'd be an awful night & he could hear harps foretelling. The violins stabbed at the air. Whatever nightmare awoke him wasn't over.

It was happening. It was finally happening.I was shaking with fear as I realized that it was going to be all over.It was unfair that I was here to see it happen. What happened was,

I was sitting in my office when I heard "Alalaaahhhhh" from somewhere. I looked out the window only to see a airplane fling scaringly low. I ran down the stairs yelling to everyone

I am waiting for snow to come so that i will go out and make snow balls and snow mans and play with them throughout the night even giving up sleep. The snow is disappointing me

Rumpelstiltskin had reformed. With plenty of therapy, he no longer craved gold and other people's children. He was now married to one of the seven dwarves' sister, and they lived

I sat alone in the crowed lunch room. Quietly judging the loud mouth talkers and the extra people who dance around like its recess. Ugh how i wish these people would just leave.

I was walking along the street at around 10pm as I was returning home from my badminton class. Suddenly a van came towards me and some guys came out and hit me with a metal rod,

as i was sleeping, i dream about soccer star named neymar which inspires me alot and also will i was dreaming , my brother bit my leg i shout and ........

After working, i decided to go home, when i came out of my office.Suddenly , the electricity in the office went off. i was shock to see the current went out,in front of me stood

I was walking with heads down, at the side of the road, walking in the middle of no where. I was thirsty, my tongue was dried like the desert

In the morning, i decided to go picnic with my friends to the beach. when, we got there we alighted from the car and we were shock to see a water dinosaur spitting poison

I know where there is some hidden treasure... that is, if you're lookin' for some... If you click on "ADD" and then ALMOST FINISHED", you'll find it.