A bad cut didn't exactly frustrate Guy Henry. Incompetence just kindled laughter. Many nights of postproduction quickened Ray Sims torturous undoing. Velma wasted x-rated Yak Zebra

She hadn’t asked for me help since I nearly burned down the house twice in one week. I’ve never really tried baking after the Christmas cookie incidents, and she never invited me

it maybe be true till i told this one in gym class your to fat to swim laps you need slim fast "who me " yeah you so big you walk in to big tannies and step on jeenys ?............

'Dear Shweta' she wrote in her diary. 'I don't know why you did this to me. how could you? I thought we were best friends. If you could do this to me imagine what you'd do to your

Deje vu. Isn’t that what they called this? This was a barely coherent thought. Liz stared at the display case, wondering why she was reacting like this to an old piece of jewelry.

A car alarm went off, in the street. "Who's idiot's car is it this time?", thought Matt. "They should come up with a better system. Who really hears these anymore?"

You & I are like ice cream & pie. You make me feel all... a la mode! We're so different. And yet my crunch & your cream make a delectable team, don't you think? I wish you & I were

Out of the darkness walked a tall robed figure. With him he carried a massive scythe that would take 3 grown men to lift. He was on a mission. He walked forth and prepared

He walked down the line paying his respects. A somber faced line. Wet Red eyes. He leaned in and hugged her, he said, "Sorry for your loss," and he pickpocketed her

If your bored and you know it type in here... I am,

She missed her sister a lot...Almost every day in fact...but she'd resolved that today would be different. Today she had scope and a much closer shot. Plus her sister was wearing

So there it was. Quivering. Hulking. Gyrating. Like it had a life of its own. It was sick. Diseased. Disgusting. It was

His resolved wavered with his equilibrium. He'd stand his ground as long as he could stand, but the tonic had been set at a much lower ratio than usual to the gin. A stupid smile

iPad on the upturned box read pɐd! - something he hadn't noticed until she'd removed it. Something turned deep inside him. Somehow Steve Jobs was telling him something, but he

Jerry lept to his feet. No one would call him

The old bus crapped out two passengers, hot and sticky, onto the curb. The heater on the bus wasn't really stuck on high, but the driver loved the metaphor. He regarded children as

"The problem with collaboration," she smiled over her glasses, "is that a G-rated thought can easily be spiked with an x-rated intent. How do we capitalize on such unintended

Bylo nebylo. Je tomu dávno, co se malá Františka vydala do města. Sbalila si batůžek, obula si ty nejkrásnější botičky a stopla okolojedoucí auto. Je to už tak dávno...

Well, of course not, thought tiny Hester. Who would like green eggs and ham? And who is this Sam? He seems like a drug

I grabbed the peppermint gold from my dresser drawer and dashed back down the steps, skipping the last few and flying out the door with as much agility as an acrobat dismounting a