"I was always good at starting fires!" Bobby said proudly, backing away from his latest endeavor.

Bred by the government to impregnate social minorities and have super-soldier children, Project Crinkletart could have been a success, but instead created...Fugget...

He placed the watch next to his sudoku. He had to finish the puzzle in under a minute if he were ever to get into the international finals in Beijing. To add pressure, he ate

I'd had a pretty good life scamming rich lonely widows at their estate sales. Things took a turn for the worse when I met that grey panther Ethel Mitallenwasser.

Temporary insanity is one of those things you kind of have to lean into, even if you really are insane. You can't afford to have a good day on the stand when going for nuts.

"Sparklicious!" exclaimed Poodlefoo as he hopped over the rainbow trellis and onto the flowery peaks. It wasn't often one got to meet a flying kadoodle, but here he was, soaked in

My skin began to crawl at the same time as my teeth started chattering. The thermostat was counting down like time's square and the shadow on the wall was not mine.

I could see myself laying on the couch. Flat on my back, eyes closed, hands stupidly crossed on my chest like a corpse at wake.When mother saw me ran she ran to me and knocked my

Welcome patrons to test chamber 323! Today, you will be subjected to physical and physcological torture, as a test to see what the human mind and body can endure.

Kids are more likely to be bored by its adult pace than shocked by its adult themes.

After ramming the massive black dildo up my ass, I poured a glass of wine and turned on the TV -- it was "Dan Rather Reports" on HD.net.

My husband had a medical emergency that required hospitalization and 3 days in intensive care (and he was quite ill three days before that).

Eleven minutes ago his world ended, but he was standing there in the office telling jokes. Had he known, he'd have been swallowing a bullet or climbing the 10 foot roof fence.

A farmer and his wife couldn't have a child so they prayed to the demon Butaljo to help them. When the wife gave birth, Butaljo said I granted your wish, but when she grows up

Awakened after æons, Zalgo, emerging from the unfathomable depths of the most inaccessible icebergs of the southernmost regions of mars, glanced pensively towards Earth

The pink- and blue-polka-dotted house floated upward, the force of the twister having uprooted it. Careening through the sky on a collision course, Ted knew his only hope to avoid

There was once a girl who lived in a farm

On the sunny beaches of the Caribbean, a massive amount of carps started to splash from the water and on to the many fishing boats. They were swimming away in fear of the

Several years ago, I left the marketing racket. I was tired of the old slog. Ready for some excitement. But the bills just were not getting paid, so that was when I entered

Captains log Star date 41254.7 , we were wondering through the galaxy untill